You know its true

Those sheets are dirty and so are you.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I do my sheets once a month and that's adequate for me, thankyouverymuch!

Clean sheets mean alot to a guy who sleeps on the floor.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I whited your love, and a shelf in your dresser drawer

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I change the sheets once every 2 weeks. Sometimes sooner.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I've slept on an old couch for about the last twenty years. I don't have to worry about sheets.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My sheets stick together.

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Poop.

I toss and turn in my sleep, so my fitted sheet gets ripped off the bed every couple of nights.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I use newspaper so when I wake up in the morning I can check out my Enron stocks.

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Get Your War On

I have no sheets. :|

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Batman created by Bob Kane