"What time is it, kids?"

"IT'S PV 130 TIME, BUFFALO BOB!!!"

"That's right, kids! And what's the secret word for today?"

"UH...IT'S...UH...WE DON'T KNOW, BUFFALO BOB!!!"

"Of course you don't know, kids! And the reason you don't know is that you're all a bunch of BIG, FAT FUCKHEADS!"

Thus, the theme of this contest will be UNLIKELY OR INAPPROPRIATE CELEBRITIES HOSTING CHILDREN'S SHOWS. Or, it could be actual children's show hosts who have gone temporarily insane.

Make a comic -- illustrate a single incident -- do a TV Guide promo. The possibilities are endless! Well, not literally endless -- I did a quick calculation, and there are actually 237,429,852,975,049 possibilities. One of them could be yours!!!

I don't know when I will judge this contest. Maybe never! So you'd better hurry and get those entries in before it's too late!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

*Waits for someone to make an entry about Michael Jackson*

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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C'mon, people. Don't let me win. I run a lousy contest.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I made one, but my webspace has been shitting out lately because they keep cutting my bandwidth. So unless someone wants to host it, you're shit out of luck from me.

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Poop.

Put it on www.imageshack.us !!! There's just no reason not to anymore.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Poop.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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Get Your War On

Did I ever tell you that I love you, Rabid?

Hey, everybody! I just got Photoshop and made my first thingy; then I altered it so it would fit this contest. Yippee!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

HA! If this was b3ta.com, you'd be receiving several woos, yays and houplas for that last one.

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Poop.

It's an Aryan day in the neighbourhood, a B&D day with a neighbour, would ya be mind?"

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Menbah, I think it's time you and I engaged in anal coitus.

Well, this is not mine, I repeat NOT MINE but I think it's pretty damn funny.

Personally I think Werner Herzog's Sesame Street is more effective. By the way, I will give twenty three handjobs to the person who makes Dario Argento or Takashi Miike's Sesame Street.

ya know, possums, i'll bet those strange warts will clear up if you stop offering sexual favors for photoshops...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I figured out whose crazy, creepy smile Buffalo Bob's crazy, creepy smile reminds me of...

IT'S HOWARD DOODY TIME!

(i couldn't find a suitable picture of dean smiling, but i thought this turned out adorable as hell anyway)

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I'm going to judge this contest on Wednesday.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Just give me three more months!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

sigh, It is funny how I don't own photoshop...YET.... I have to do most my image editing with MS Paint. Buy I love it. It may be crappy, but it gets the job done. As long as you have a big imagination, you can make just about anything.

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"'Magination takes you places faster than rocket ships!"

-- Dondi

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

All of the entries were utterly delightful -- I couldn't even single any of them out for special mentions because of their overall wonderfulness. But the one which delighted me the most from the very beginning was Zaster's "Blues Clues" spoof. I love how enthusiastically he seems to be endorsing the wonders of money, guns, and coke to the kids, as though he just saw "Scarface" the night before and it changed his entire outlook on life.

Take it away, Zaster!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.