"What time is it, kids?"
"IT'S PV 130 TIME, BUFFALO BOB!!!"
"That's right, kids! And what's the secret word for today?"
"UH...IT'S...UH...WE DON'T KNOW, BUFFALO BOB!!!"
"Of course you don't know, kids! And the reason you don't know is that you're all a bunch of BIG, FAT FUCKHEADS!"
Thus, the theme of this contest will be UNLIKELY OR INAPPROPRIATE CELEBRITIES HOSTING CHILDREN'S SHOWS. Or, it could be actual children's show hosts who have gone temporarily insane.
Make a comic -- illustrate a single incident -- do a TV Guide promo. The possibilities are endless! Well, not literally endless -- I did a quick calculation, and there are actually 237,429,852,975,049 possibilities. One of them could be yours!!!
I don't know when I will judge this contest. Maybe never! So you'd better hurry and get those entries in before it's too late!
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.