JELLO BIAFRA

You can too.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

People I have e-mailed and gotten responses from:

Yvonne Craig ("Batgirl")
Keith Famie (Survivor:The Outback)
Roweena ("Bilt 2 Flex")
Countess Bathoria

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Henry Rollins
Maddox (compliment)
Brad

Zegota

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

I once got a very boring email reply from Brian Michael Bendis. It seemed like it was just a thank you for emailing email that he sends everyone.

I also received a very short but sweet email from Erik Larsen. He didn't go into any detail but he answered my question.

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Menthol?

Did he then retype your e-mail, post it on his site and do nothing but base your stupidity purely on the fact that you spelled a couple words wrong.

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Poop.

No, he thanked me for something I did that was funny.

Did it involve nudity?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh. I thought you had e-mailed that one guy who was begging people to e-mail him in the fights forum. This is cool too I guess.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Kevin Smith
Zach Braff (Director/Writer/Star of Garden State)

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

My mom
My dad (still waiting for reply)

Janis Ian wrote to me once.

One time, I got interviewed by Margot Adler of NPR because of something I posted on Usenet.

Another time, a mangaing editor of Playboy called me up wanting to print something I wrote on Usenet. They paid me $250.

Back when Lileks had time, we used to exchange the occasional e-mail.

Exciting, eh?

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What others say about boorite!

I e-mailed a Nigerian who has more money than all of the above people combined, and he's going to give half of it to me! I bet you guys are totally jealous now!

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AFROMANS MOVE

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Janis Ian wrote to me once.

One time, I got interviewed by Margot Adler of NPR because of something I posted on Usenet.

Another time, a mangaing editor of Playboy called me up wanting to print something I wrote on Usenet. They paid me $250.

Back when Lileks had time, we used to exchange the occasional e-mail.

Exciting, eh?

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Jon Rosenberg
Stephen Notley
PhreakyChinchilla
Christopher Reeve

Did you contact him with a ouija board?

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I also received a very short but sweet email from Erik Larsen. He didn't go into any detail but he answered my question.

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