Woohoo, I won a competition and this time I actually noticed.

So make a comic about the Worlds worst way to tell someone some very bad news.
You're gonna die.
You've got cancer.
Your kids are on dope,
You wife is fucking your adopted son.
That whore you porked last night has aids.
You're paralyzed for the rest of your life.
Bush won the elections again.
Whatever you can come up with.
Judging next monday

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'Excuses, excuses']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad News']

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The only way to discover the limits of possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke

[Click to view comic: 'WW28: Grin And Bear It']
[Click to view comic: 'WW 28: Grin And Bear It (alternate version)']
[Click to view comic: 'WW 28: Grin And Bear It (alternate version II)']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'WW28: *cue carnival music*']

They're pretty tasteless, then again, considering the topic, it was pretty hard to avoid.

[Click to view comic: 'WW28: An Innocent Question']
[Click to view comic: 'WW28: Daughter/son']
[Click to view comic: 'WW28: Nutcracker News']
[Click to view comic: 'WW28: Divvying up the family farm will be difficult']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'WW28: I have entered yet another contest.']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

[Click to view comic: 'WW28: poor guy...']" />

[Click to view comic: 'WW28: A tragedy averted only by 5% of this suffering world']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'WW28: Jason and Medea']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'WW28: Based on a true story']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

TEH JUDGHING!

Lot's of good entries, honorable mentions go to the following

BadlyDrawnBoy for Excuses, Excuses
nonphixional for Bad News, nonphixional also get the 'You're a fucking cunt' award, which I will deliver to his colon personally
Quodlibet for several great entries

But the winner is.............................
Biped for the first comic in his bear shit series

number 29 is yours

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.