all right, so i finally gave into the wily charms of the stick figure guy with the hammer and what-not:

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so... well, i know all of you have too, and i want to see what you did with him! show me your hammer-man strips, or pay the price (five tons of flax).

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What up dawg, thats a great idea!
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Here's one I like, though I think it makes the reader work too hard.

[Click to view comic: 'The blind man']

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My very first comic. It wasn't supposed to be "funny," in the laugh out loud sense. It was supposed to be introspective.

[Click to view comic: 'Tales of Human Drama']

I heart Hammerman

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evil_d: that wasn't too much work. i only had to read it twice (:

drexle: "introspective" isn't the word you're looking for. try "bummer."

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drexle: "introspective" isn't the word you're looking for. try "bummer."

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The two are synonymous with me. ;)

i know what you mean; as a general rule, my inner monologue resembles "alas, poor yorick" as well. of course, sometimes i look into my soul and see something funny...

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FUCK!

replace "soul" in that last sentence with "mirror."

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[Click to view comic: 'The sacrifices an artist must make...']

I didn't use the hammer-head man until my seventh comic! Of course, we had a much smaller selection of characters to use at that stage, so I was required to use it sooner, you see...

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...and then there's this little fella, who used to have a degree of notoriety back in the day...

[Click to view comic: 'Caveat Empty - Let The Buyer Be Stupid']

Note that I hadn't gotten the hang of the bewildering catchphrase by that point.

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Take note of this, kids. Less than two days after the site was launched, people were already complaining about the quality of the comics. If any of us ever start talking about "the good old days", smack us.

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In the good old days, the total number of strips was fewer than the number Gabe has done now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Hey, it ain't just me. I think Obi has more, and he was gone for a couple months. And DX has almost as many as both of us, but a third of his were made on the same day when he was hopped up on Grape Robitussin and quaaludes.

As for the Exploding Dog hammer guy, he's without a doubt my favorite character. I wouldn't be surprised if he's in half of my comics. I'll see if I can pluck out some gems...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'All in a Day's Work']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've always felt this is what my friend's feel like when I tell them about my dreams. Doesn't stop me though.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Take note of this, kids. Less than two days after the site was launched, people were already complaining about the quality of the comics. If any of us ever start talking about "the good old days", smack us.

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Somebody complained to me about the quality of comics when it was just in beta testing, even.

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I just read your strips, Isrpahel... you're damn funny.

This isn't.

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus at play']

Neither is this.

[Click to view comic: 'A silly way to behave']

The Jesus one was funny... and I'll spell Israphael's name right one day...