I'd pour out a little booze in your name but (a)you were kind of a prick and (b)we all know I don't like wasting alcohol.

Send us a postcard from Purgatory.

XO!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The Israeli justice minister said he was "godfather to bin Laden".

He was a prick, yes. But mostly because he was the corrupt leader of a VERY oppressed people. The Palestinians are referred to by Israelis as "Araboushim", which is the equivalent of a white man calling a black man a nigger. Arafat needed to be a leader for his people. Instead, he helped them get shat on, despite the fact that the Palestinian cause is one of the most-supported causes worldwide.

Goodbye, Asshole Arafat.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

These things come in 3's.. who do you suppose is next?? Castro? That would be awesome! Right after they outlaw our currency. What a kick in the ass. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

With the Hamas leadership and Arafat out of the way and the Gaza disengagement plan going to schedule, hopefully now there can be some kind of peace. If only someone like Rabin was in power, instead of a fascist like Sharon.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I have been meaning to start a series about what I do at work, and incorporate Arafat's "existing in a state between life and death" into it, but the bastard had to go and die, forcing me to rush it off.

Werk by jes_lawson 11-11-04

Your job for the next few weeks will be to test the teleconferencing software. Use the PC to make a few test calls. Can do. Right here we go... "The number you have dialled....has not been recognised. You are being redirected..." OK, now this is just surreal... Salaam. This is Yasser Arafat. To whom am I speaking?

Werk (2) by jes_lawson 11-11-04

Mr. Arafat! But you...you died! That is true, and I now find myself in some kind of limbo. Really? What's it like? I am in a fantastic shining city of light, set among a vista of undreamt of splendour and...AAAAGH! Mister Arafat! What's wrong? THE GOD DAMN ISRAELIS ARE BULLDOZING MY HOUSE!

You know wherever he is, that'll be the case.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Let us celebrate the life of the second-post prolific killer of Jews behind Hitler! Hurray!

Aw Mikey, wuz he oppressed? :C

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Stalin probably just about beat him.

And the Spanish Inquisition.

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But was he expecting them?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yassir Arafat: A Retrospective by CHUBBY 10-28-04

1929- Yassir Arafat born in Cairo, though he later says he was born in Jerusalem to bolster his "Palestinian" credentials. 1952- Becomes close to Al-Husseini, an ally of Hitler's during WWII. Goo. Goo. Joo. Kill. Joos. Kill the Jews, Kill the Jews, Kill the Jews, Kill the Jews! 1974- Becomes first non-government rep to address a plenary session of the UN General Assembly. 1994- Awarded Nobel Peace Prize, keeps straight face. Your FBI couldn't arrest me for ordering the murder of two of your diplomats the previous year. I had diplomatic immunity! HAHAHAHAHA! Hey, why not? They gave 'em to Henry Kissinger, Le Duc Tho, Mother Teresa, and the UN. 2003- FORTUNE rates Arafat 6th wealthiest despot or royal, with a fortune of $300 million amassed in a lifetime of racketeering and exploiting his own people. It's a lie! I have ten times that in Swiss banks! And a fleet of Rolls-Royces! I should be at #3! I have more than Saddam! I am Mrs. Arafat, a Christian, I live in the lap of luxury in Paris, and I regularly launder Swiss money transfers of $1.27 million.

Yassir Arafat's Greatest Hits-- Number 1 With a Bullet by CHUBBY 10-28-04

1972-- Black September, under Arafat's direction, kidnaps and massacres the Israeli Olympic team in Munich. 2002-- After an offer by the Arab League to recognize Israel in exchange for statehood for Arafat's Palestinian authority, 135 Jews are killed, some by Arafat's Fatah. 1973-- In Khartoum, Black September executes the American Ambassador and Charge d'Affaires. The order was given personally by Arafat, and caught on tape by NSA.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Those sure were two funny comics.

Nobody ever does.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.