I was recently looking at an article in a parenting magazine on the ten worst things to say to your kids. I think it included things like "don't cry" and "you'll be sorry when Daddy comes home." So here's what the theme will be for this contest.

World's Worst Things to Say to Your Kids.

I'll judge the contest the next time there is a full moon.

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[Click to view comic: 'WW30: Daddy's a stripper']
[Click to view comic: 'WW30: It's so hard to let go']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 30: Where do babies come from?']

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst (30) Things to Say to Your Kids']

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This is gonna win "worst comic award"

[Click to view comic: 'WW 30: I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy']

[Click to view comic: 'WW 30: Big Evil Dad']

[Click to view comic: 'WW30: And on the 27364657th day, God was bored']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

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The only way to discover the limits of possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Oh, if in the extremely unlikely event that I win this contest, please let second place make the next one since I'm hardly around anymore.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

fzh is gonna win this... i still can't stop laughing - that comic is hilarious

The moon is waxing. It will be full in a few days. Get your entries in before you grow hair and fangs and terrorize your neighborhood. Thanks to the comics being turned off, I haven't read any of them yet. I will read them all for the first time when I judge this contest.

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[Click to view comic: 'WW 30 - World's Worst Things to Say to Your Kids']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Hope I'm not too late.

[Click to view comic: 'WW #30: (A true story of) worst things to say to your kids.']

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

I'll be judging the contest tonight, either between 7:00 and 8:00 or after 9:00, EST. Get in your last minute entries before then.

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last situation in that one is so true it hurts. its also a very funny comic overall.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

The second place winner is niteowl, and the first place winner is SpideyChris. The winning strip didn't just have a parent say something; it set up a situation that made it funnier than it would have been without it. So it's now up to SpideyChris to run World's Worst #31.

In making his prediction about the winner, BigFrank105 neglected two important facts. One is that his laughter was might not correlate with my own. The other is that not all entries were in yet. Also, he was wrong in his prediction that his comic would win the "worst comic award." It was more amusing than some. I will award the "worst comic award" to dcomposed for his lame "Hi son" strip. I can't imagine what would make that one funny unless one had a very bad relationship with one's parents or children. Well, maybe it would bad news if the head of S.P.E.C.T.R.E. turned out to be someone's father. And if the father is just supposed to be kaufman, I don't know enough about him to consider the revelation that he is someone's father especially bad news. Even so, a gag like that would need more context than just using the kaufman image.

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I thought fzh's strip was good too. This is actually one of the more amusing competitions I've seen of late.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Well, I'm glad BigFrank105 and thochao liked my comic. I wasn't actually expecting to win, so I'm happy I got the recognition I did.

I won something? I won? Really? Me? Bwahahaha! I am totally giving my reflection a current thumbs up and a "You the man now, dawg!"

Hrm. Lemme check the other threads to figure out what the hell to do for this dubious honour and stuff.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

yes.

and i thought ww comics were meant to only be one panel.

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Batman created by Bob Kane