Brad posted a link to an updated version of Hero Machine on In4mador today. The original sparked a fury of SC superheros. I just try to make myself whenever I see a generator like that, so here's me:

Or, as I said on In4mador, I'm not a superhero, I'm super! Thanks for asking!

Fun times!
Awesome Business Choad... you choad

That's like me exactly. One at a time ladies, once at a time.

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Poop.

THAT IS SO CRAZY HOT!!!!!!!!

I see they haven't improved the ghastly face art since the original Hero Machine. These folks all look like they tried to lift a tractor trailer overhead, and it fell on them.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Seriously. My pants suddenly feel tight.

I made a good one of myself, but I'm too computer illiterate to figure out how to show it to all y'alls.

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I has a flavor!

also, Rabid is totally not friends with a horse. Nor is he an Officer.
As well, Chi_the_Cynic has been influencing me of the black persuasion.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I had this facial hair up until yesterday. Today I have really long sideburns, but you get the picture.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm terrified of Play Kitty in a way that cannot be explained in words. That look on her face screams of a side of violence the likes of which I've never witnessed before in any of my lifetimes.

is it just because I shrunk the image and therefore distorted the image? I swear, I normally don't resort to violence.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Remixed:

Seeing those pics of Ivy in college makes me want to have a good old flirt with the college ladies from the Sci-Fi society I'm still in contact with this Xmas. Aw yeah... Thanks Ivy.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"Feelin' lucky, #stripcreator?"

Minus the shirt and the gun, I really dress like this. And if you get the symbolism behind the color of the notes, you probably haven't seen the light of day since you first walked into the arcade.

Don't listen to her, these are all lies!

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Poop.

Ivy through the years inspired me to make "The Fall and Rise of Choad." (not available on DVD)

and finally, redemption!

I wanna see a back view of Cycling Choad.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Lots of men had.

who needs heros? I made a villian!

I think it's the patch that makes you look the most evil, Kaddar.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Looks like the arch nemesis to Officer Sexy!

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Poop.

BURN VICTIM MAN!