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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Monkey

I'll thank you to keep your families out of this.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

If you couldn't notice, I'm half Aardvark, quarter llama, and quarter rhino.

I'm one quarter Scotch, one quarter rye, and three fifths gin.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I'd hit that.

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Poop.

DUTCH PORTUGAL!!! DUTCH PORTUGAL!! BRRR-THACK!!!

I AM THE NORWEGIAN MURDER MACHINE, RAAHHHHHHHH!!

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

[i]
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!
[/i]

MMMPROSTATE, MMMPROSTATE!!!

HA HA!!! You're a pretty good dancer!

GAAAAAAME OVER.

Dad's side: Irish, English, Scottish, Korean

Mom's side: German, Czechoslovakian, Transylvanian

Dad: Polish. Pure Pollock.

Mom: Polish, German, French, South African (it does not show), Dutch.

Red Steckled Elbermung:

LONELY PONIES!! ALL ALONIES!!! 1 2 3 4 5!!!

I'm like 75% italian, 25% german. And possums, what game is that screenshot from?

quote:

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Dad: Polish. Pure Pollock.

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If I knew that, why would I be here?

I have no idea what it's from. It was funny while it was up. I got it from Google Image Search, my trusty pal for finding funny images and porn. And chubby, yes, I am a fish.

FIIIISHH!H!>!?>! FFIIFHEIFHAILEFH>!!!>!>!>!!?!?!?!?!!>!?!?!

Yes, exactly! SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!!!

ROFL!!

(no, I don't know what it's from)

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Here's a weird one:

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Dad: man

Mom: woman

Mum: German, French
Dad: Scottish, Czech, Romanian, German

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

quote:

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Dad: man

Mom: woman

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Dad: German, Irish
Mom: Fucked if we know, but we think there's some Scottish and Hungarian in there somewhere...

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I has a flavor!

o/ BA NA NEEEE
BA NA NEEEE
NEEEEE NEE NA NEE NEH NE NAAA
DEE DOO DOO DA DEEE DEE DOOOOOOOOOOOO o/

omg wtf = i?

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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Dad: man

Mom: woman

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Yes.

"Luke, I am your... brother. Half-brother. Twice removed."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.