From what I can see, there has recently been a flourishing of talented newcomers to this fine website. And the winnar of the last newb contest (dekayingmind) has gone MIA. Now being a judge of the last newb contest, and a supporter of this contest, I took it upon myself to start the 3rd newbie contest. If you think this is a good idea and would like to help judge, send me a PM or something, but I'd really like to see how all the newer folks here can do in a COMPETITION TO THE DEATH!...sorta

in case you dont know, you can compete in this contest if you either:

1) have been a member of SC for a month or less
2) have made 50 or less comics

The topic is...um...lets see...current events, YES! current events.

I dont mean to pull an 'SVcomix' or anything, and I'm not talking about the n00b contest designed by Possums, I just don't want to see this contest die, cuz hey, we were all newbs once.

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I dont mean to pull an 'SVcomix' or anything, and I'm not talking about the n00b contest designed by Possums, I just don't want to see this contest die, cuz hey, we were all newbs once.

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then lets start the comp. i say its about time for a new one, with all the newbs and shit.

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Except for god. God was never a n00b.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Can we ban all the ones who loose?

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Poop.

All newbs are loose now. It's part of the initation.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I have absolutely nothing to say. Virgin Killer.

aint nobody in here but us newbies

Untitled by dcomposed 12-08-04

Two of them got shot and died. Who? Guys from Pantera. No, I wasn't finished. I was gonna say "Who cares?"

Untitled by dcomposed 12-08-04

It sucks how the Pantera guys died. They deserved it. What did they do to deserve it? Death metal.

Untitled by dcomposed 12-08-04

Come to the cemetary with me. What are you going to the cemetary for? I never got to see Pantera live so I'm doing the next best thing. What's that? Seeing them dead.

Untitled by dcomposed 12-08-04

Hey, Motley Crue is getting back together. Metal just keeps getting better today.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yo. Newb here. I'll play.

Newb Contest 3.0: Current Events by SpideyChris 12-09-04

Iron Mike Tyson is scheduled to appear in court within the next ten days due to an incident on November 27th where he allegedly jumped on the roof of a car. Tyson was also cited as performing non-censual sexual acts upon the car's exhaust pipe, and biting off the side-view mirror. You can view this footage, and much more, with a pre-order of "Ghetto Washouts Gone Wild Vol. 6." Available soon.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

WHAT DO YOU KNOW I'M STILL NEW (35 comics)

Untitled by nonphixional 12-09-04

So Julia Roberts gave birth to some babies last month. Later she said she's planning on having some more. It's the only way she can get anyone to pay any attention to her vagina.

R.I.P. Dimebag (Pantera Sucks) by suicide_king 12-09-04

Pantera sucks. Follow me. You rock.

aus, i'm a judge right?

judges are bigfrank105, possums, and jesussandwich

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Uh, ok.

yeah i know i said for volunteers, but its that whole anal obsession i have with you :\

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O_O

I really hope that by "anal" you mean "stubborn!"

I never heard of him... by Aramis_Blade 12-14-04

Shit! Dimebag's dead! Some psycho shot him! Who the hell is Dimebag?

How's this?

Vindication by Horrorshow 12-25-04

George Bush gloats to John F. Kerry... Hey Kerry! Guess who's Time Magazine's Man of the Year? It ain't you, Ketchup King! I'm sure the troops in Iraq are proud of your accomplishment. Sucks to be them!

Joined December 7th, my submission for the newb contest. Thanks for any feedback. (thanks Injokester!)

Alien Office -Brainstorming by d_Random 12-08-04

2:00pm at the Office What do you think would happen if I threw my computer monitor out the window? You would probably get fired. What do you think would happen if I threw my computer monitor out the window and hit the boss, killing him? You would get fired and go to jail. What do you think would happen if I threw my computer monitor out the window, hit the boss, killing him. THEN I jump out the window, killing myself? YOU WIN!!!!!!

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[br] ALIEN OFFICE -please kill my co-workers

I vote for sodomy.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE