"Naked Came the Stripper" Chapter 1 by CHUBBY 12-13-04

When I awoke, my head felt like Barry Bonds had been using it for batting practice. My mouth was drier than a Steven Wright monologue in a Mormon church in the Dry Tortugas. I lit up a cigarette. I started coughing like Morton Downey, Jr. playing "Camille" at the Hollywood Bowl during a smog alert. Then I remembered I didn't smoke. I tried to remember last night. Oh, yeah. The Stripcreator's Ball. Everybody was there. Usually, on days like this, I have to do two things-- remember where I left my car, and return the one I took. But today I had other questions. Where am I? Who am I? Where are my pants?

"Naked Came the Stripper" Chapter 2 by Externalization 12-13-04

The Ball. I had left with someone I met there. A Stripcreator regular. But who? The sudden flashbacks attacking my mind kept distracting me. I tried to concentrate. I don't think these pants are mine, but I guess they'll have to do. A brief burst of violence... I'm running from a police siren...I've lost something important... a woman's voice trying to tell me something I need to know... The fresh cuts and scratches I started finding all over my body were too small to account for the amount of blood staining my hands and forearms. It had obviously belonged to someone else at one time. There's only one person who can help me figure this out. I'd better go see him.

"Naked Came the Stripper" Chapter 3 by pita 12-15-04

But the more I thought about going to see Brad, the more frightened and confused I became. Wait... was that Brad's voice I heard? Why did it sound so shrill and frantic? Canada was a helluva trip anyway, so I made myself a good Irish coffee and slowly started to remember bits and pieces of the SC ball... Brad WAS there! I remember him doing the Watusi with the punchbowl on his head! A smile crept up as I started to remember what Chubby and Externalization were doing... I have to write this stuff down, nobody's going to believe me! Are these stains on my hands from the wine punch?

'Naked Came the Stripper' Chapter 4 by little_kitty 12-16-04

The dreams that were swiftly coming into my head didn't seem real... There was a Scottish bloke there wearing some sort of a skirt... A bald man leering at anything in a skirt... It's a KILT Whatever you say... Some strange man walking around with a beer in one hand and... no pants?! My name is Boorite and I approve of this recollection.

"Naked Came the Stripper" Chapter 5 by niteowl 12-17-04

Then, like the flicking of a switch, memories of that night began to flood my mind. SC regulars, both young and old, getting "down", knowmsayin'? Watusi! Um...I see you, Brad. I remember it getting crazy around the time Little Kitty grabbed a hockey stick and started swinging it wildly, not unlike a psychopathic Tiger Woods on crack. WE WANT HOCKEY! WE WANT HOCKEY! Some guests didn't seem to mind the carnage though. Dude, look at all the blood! Man, this is almost as good as that GWAR concert when they killed EVERYONE in the audience except us!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

BOO!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Which comic are you booing? Mine, chubby's, ext's, l_k's, or pita's?

Mouseovers and status bars are beautiful things.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

You don't really think he actually bothered to read them, do you?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

CHUBBY is correct for once.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Failure to read any of the comics aside, I'm fairly certain he's booing CHUBBY's comic.

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AFROMANS MOVE

He probably didn't realise they weren't all CHUBBY's.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Because he is a cunt/troll who has a knee-jerk, Pavlovian dog reaction whenever he sees my name. This lowlife scumbag makes cartoons about not having any ideas for cartoons, and he attacks me because I make cartoons, and THEN he is too ignorant to see the irony and he is also too ignorant to know that fights go in "Fights Go Here". And in the meantime, he floods us with his ever-entertaining "Constitutional Amendment" series.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Note to "Naked" strippers: This thread is dead-- I have moved the series over to "Comic Showcase". If trolls want to spam us, they will have to pony up money to Brad first, which they aren't going to do.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

That's the most hypocritical sentence I've ever read.

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AFROMANS MOVE

And JESUSSANDWICH gets a week's ban to figure out why he didn't stop posting this sort of stuff after I warned him a month ago.

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www.bradsucks.net

Like you did with my comic's guestbook?

Yeah, YOU should really talk about flooding.