Just letting everyone know that I'm trying to get the KoL clan back to being something interesting. I've started attacking other clans, and we've doing fairly well so far. So anyone who's still in there gathering dust, log back in a couple times a week and donate a little to the clan coffer.

A winner is you!

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Poop.

OMG... what a nerd!!!1

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

What's a KoL?

I'm betting the little 'o' is for 'of' but that's all I've decyphered so far. 'Something' of 'something'.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Possibly "of Loathing."

Placing bets for the other on Kelloggs, Klan, or a horribly misspelled Sketchers.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

KINGDOM OF LOATHING!

I think I deleted my accounts, as I got extremely bored with it. Nothing really new was going on.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

So I'm game to try it. What do I do?

I loathe every one of you fuckers and yet I still don't understand what this thread is about.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Go here: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/ and sign up, search for SC/in4mador once your level is high enough to join a clan.

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Poop.

KoL is a nifty, online, turn-based adventure game filled with pop culture references and more puns than kaufman can shake his booty at. It features its own free-market economy using Meat instead of money. There are six character classes: Seal Clubbers & Turtle Tamers (who use their strength and smithing abilities to get ahead), Saucerors and Pastamancers (who use their magic and cooking skills to master the game), and Accordian Thieves and Disco Bandits (who use their moxie and larceny skills to advance).

Rabid, you're welcome to join my clan made up of myself and my other character. I gave a lot of my Meat to SC/In4mador before I left, so your army is better equipped. ivy is welcome, too, but you have to attain Level 3 before you can apply to a clan. My clan is Statchasers, Inc.

I don't play as much anymore, but it would be good to have some company when I do.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Where's crabby when you need him?

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AFROMANS MOVE

I'll have a look. If you want another game along the same lines, check out my topic a little down the list...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

So...what's worth combining? Cause the stuff I thought would make cool combinations didn't do anything.

This post got me loathing. I combined a Bar Skin with Wooden Stakes and made a tent for my camping spot. I've got a whole lot of figuring out yet to do though.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

New players, don't forget to apply to the SC/in4mador clan once you hit level 3. It's well worth it.

On that note, Rabid, a while ago I created a Turtle Tamer named bigevildude (yes, my names are so original). He's applied to the clan so that I'll actually have someone active in the clan as opposed to mindlessly farming wedding cakes.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Can I get in on the SC/in4mador clan action?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Yes, but only if you give me your first born child.

Or a Snickers.

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Poop.

Well, I named my first son Snickers so done and done.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-