Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create a comic about the world's worst thing to say about the follicularly challenged aka the bald, balding, and wispy-haired.

Comics may be in the form of a single panel, a strip, or series of strips. Material may be advice, commentary, observation, insults, euphemisms, whatever. Bonus points for any reference to furry mammals and/or dead vermin.

This mission will self-terminate at the end of one week or whenever I get bored with it.

Happy stripping!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

WW 35: Sally Pulls A Boner by biped 1-18-05

LOOK, Mommy! It's a GIANT DICK! SALLY! It's not nice to say that, just because the poor man is bald. But he looked like a giant dick... Sorry, mister. I meant to say you "have" a giant dick.

WW 35: It's The Law by biped 1-18-05

Sorry, baldy. I don't fuck guys what ain't got no hair. Why, you fucking skank-ass whore... ...and she wouldn't fuck me -- just because I'm bald. Please, George... DO something. Okay. I'll pass a law. I'll call it... "the mandatory you-gotta-fuck-bald-guys law." ...and the President made ME the Secretary of Homeland Bald Guy Fucking! So now you have to FUCK MY BRAINS OUT for FREE! D'OH! And to think I VOTED for him!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW 35: Sally Pulls A Boner, part 2 by biped 1-20-05

MOMMY! MOMMY! The BALD man looks like a BIG, GIANT DICK! SALLY! What did I TELL you? I'm sorry, sir. I just don't know what's gotten into my little girl. Hmm...maybe it was a BIG, GIANT DICK! I wrote this play. I added the part about the BIG, GIANT DICK!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW35: No hair by Matt_wolfe 1-20-05

I need a Haircut Badly if i want to be a chick magnetl like in that Kim Possible esipode. This Will not hurt a bit. My hair! Hello! Baldie. The moral of this story. never inslult a bald guy. BONEYARD CRUSH! Mad Bald Mammal!

word.

WW 35 by xxausrottenxx 1-21-05

fag

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WW35: Worst Things to Say to Bald Clergy by fpd 1-24-05

Ooh la la, reverend. With that goatee, you look just like Anton LaVey! I am so excited. You have to do me right here and now. Now, now! Do me now! Right on the altar! Um, you do know that LaVey was a Satanist, whereas this is a Christian church, don't you? Perhaps we should have a little talk about this with your parents. Hey, Father, I can see why you became a priest. With a chrome dome like that, I bet you just couldn't score with any of the ladies. Actually, I'm a happily married Anglican priest. Ho, ho, ho! I bet I know what you want for Christmas. A full head of hair. If it weren't for my vow of silence, I could tell this doofus that I shave my head every day.

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One Day at a Party by possums 1-24-05

That guy over there is CUTE, but I don't know what to say to him! Just tell him what's on your mind! Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!

*whistles* Rather anemic turnout. I was expecting at least one obligatory bald pussy joke. And something, well, funny. Too much to ask for? Too taxing upon the grey matter?

Judging in the next 48 to 72 hours. Get those entries in.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

WW 35- zero shame by xxausrottenxx 1-26-05

either I'm losing my eyesight, or there's a walking penis down the street thats no walking penis, thats my wife! ha! that one's funny every time she's dying of cancer

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WW35: The Doctor is in, or You're not a nut, you're a legume by fpd 1-27-05

Dr. Van Pelt, I'm in a dilemma. I could marry Patricia, who says she loves me, or I could chase after the beautiful red-haired woman I have always been nuts about. Mr. Brown, you suffer from hair envy. You don't love the red-haired woman. You just fetishize her hair. Notice how you describe her by her hair instead of saying her name. Wow, you sure are smart, Dr. Van Pelt. So you're saying I should just forget about her and marry Patricia, right? No, she is a lesbian in denial. Any straight woman would know the difference between a truly handsome man, like my Schroeder, and a blockhead like you. I don't know why I never saw it before. She has always been a tomboy, and she has that weird relationship with that creepy Marcie. So what should I do, Dr. Van Pelt? Since you're at least a step above Pigpen, put on a wig and pretend to be my date tonight. Schroeder is giving a concert of Vince Guaraldi's music, and I need to make him jealous.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

WW 35: Green by niteowl 1-27-05

Aren't Chia Pets just the greatest things ever?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

And the next host of the World's Worst competition is xxausrottenxx for his comic:

WW 35- zero shame by xxausrottenxx 1-26-05

either I'm losing my eyesight, or there's a walking penis down the street thats no walking penis, thats my wife! ha! that one's funny every time she's dying of cancer

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

yeehaw! thanks quid

new one later

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