Welcome to the 36th World's Worst contest!!

The this contests exciting theme is:

The World's Worst Thing to Say to a Feminist

I know how we've all seen one of our good friends torn to pieces by a hardcore feminist after so much as a simple bad touch. This contest is as so.

Just like any contest devoted to clergy, political figures, or anything else, this one will be just as broad. Just make it funny.

So get going, you motherfuckers

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whoa, I dont know how the hell that happened, could a mod be kind enough to fix this problem?

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I hear and I obey.

I think you mean this one will be just as woman.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

WW 36: Happy 100th Birthday, Ayn Rand! by fpd 2-02-05

For a woman qua woman, the essence of femininity is hero-worship -- the desire to look up to man. Oh my goddess! How can you say such patriarchal nonsense? I am a woman. I know this through my own introspection. As a woman, I worship the metaphysical concept of masculinity as such. Dear Athena and Diana! Femininity is just being yourself, being the woman that Gaia made you. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Any truly feminine woman will naturally long for a truly heroic man she can worship. No woman is complete without a man, and any woman who seeks to lead men does so at the cost of her femininity. Do you dare to question the femininity of Hilary Clinton and Margaret Thatcher? I'm not going to listen to you anymore. La, la, la, la! La, la, la!

Ayn Rand would be very unhappy if I didn't properly credit her quotations. Asiangirl1's first bubble of dialogue is quoted from "An Answer to Readers (About a Woman President)," The Objectivist, Dec. 1968. I copied it from page 166 of The Ayn Rand Lexicon. The phrase "the metaphysical concept of masculinity as such" is borrowed from a line that reads "Her worship is an abstract emotion for the metaphysical concept of masculinity as such." It comes from the same source. In the last panel, the ideas are Ayn Rand's, but no text is quoted from her. This all comes from an article in which Ayn Rand described why a woman could not become President. Ayn Rand was born on February 2nd, 1905, 100 years ago today.

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So, like, if she sees her shadow, we get six more weeks of self-centered reactionarism?

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So, like, if she sees her shadow, we get six more weeks of self-centered reactionarism?

No, she's dead.

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WW36: Damned if you do... by quodlibet 2-03-05

Hi! Ohhhh, you insensitive misogynist PIG! When will you learn women are not objects to place upon a pedestal? Buzz off!

WW36: Damned if you don't... by quodlibet 2-03-05

Hello! Ooooh, you insensitive misogynist BIGOT! Women aren't second-class citizens for you to tread upon! You're SO inconsiderate!

WW36: Y? by quodlibet 2-03-05

Why are you so angry? Angry? I'm not angry! What made you THINK I was angry? HUH? I'm not like a GUY! You're so insensitive!

WW36: Don't mention it by quodlibet 2-03-05

Is it...? You think I've got PMS! I'm not like a GUY, I don't THINK with my OVARIES!!! PMS is a natural and beautiful part of the hormonal cycle. Just like menstruation!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

WW 36: Nietzsche on a Blind Date by fpd 2-03-05

And I'm a graduate student in Classics and English Lit. I'm writing a dissertation on a feminist perspective of the Iliad. When a woman has scholarly inclinations, there is usually something wrong with her sexually. I don't know where you get off saying that, I have nothing to be ashamed of. Woman has so much reason for shame; so much pedantry, superficiality, schoolmarmishness, petty presumption, petty licentiousness, and immodesty lies concealed in woman. Well, you have some nerve! If you think so poorly of women, why did you even agree to go on this blind date? Everything about woman has one solution: that is pregnancy.

Instead of scouring my Nietzsche books for these quotations, I found them all here:

Did Nietzsche's philosophy arise from his lack of success with women?

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WW 36: A New Colleague. by Friendy 2-04-05

I heard the rumors that we gunna have a new employee tomorrow. Her name is Lindsay Davis and she is a feminist activist, I heard she even writes articles on the subject. I bet she’s just another ugly loser who simply couldn’t find a normal partner due to her own unattractiveness. You bet! That’s what all feminists are, after all. Btw, I can give you a book “1000 World’s Worst Things To Say To A Feminist”. A perfect conversation guide, isn’t it? Ha-ha! You’re always so full of bright ideas, Dan. Just you wait, dear Lindsay... I’ll be studying that book the whole night. Ha-ha! The next day... Excuse me… You probably heard of me. I am your new coworker, Lindsay Davis. ...

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

judging should be in a couple days. I like what I see so far, keep up the funny.

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WW 36: Worst Things to Say to a Young (or Stupid) Feminist by fpd 2-09-05

Did you know that most females are not even human? Most females are just lower on the evolutionary scale. What?! Did I hear you right? So many females are mere insects, to be stepped on or swatted. You're just a male chauvinist pig! And so many females are pigs too, not to mention cows, chickens, and asses. And so many females are dogs. Bow wow. Woof woof. Miss O'Jenny, Willy is saying such awful things! Tell him to stop!

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With a shout out to Willem Defoe as the great Bobby Peru in the not so great "Wild at Heart."

WW 36: Gloria Steinem's Blind Date with Bobby Peru by suicide_king 2-09-05

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes." They will say, "Women don't have what it takes." Do you know what I mean? You know, I really do like a woman with tits like yours that talks tough and acts like she can fuck like a bunny. Can you fuck like that. You like it like a bunny? Huh? Cause baby, I’ll fuck you real good like a big ol’ jackrabbit bunny. Jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru doesn't come up for air. Am I scarin' ya? Your pussy wet? Come on, is it? Get out. Hey I'm sorry. I don't think I'm being to polite here. I'll be real honest with ya, I'd like to fuck you and tear you open like a paycheck envelope. Would you like me to do it? Just a simple yes or no

Rush Limbaugh's Jewish Girlfriend by possums 2-09-05

I heard you on the radio yesterday, Rush. I didn't like it when you said "Femi-nazi." I have no problem with you dating me as long as you accept me as a jew. Hey, hey, calm down. I accept you as a jew. It was just little joke, that's all. Well... ok... let's have sex. SCHNELL, JUDEN!! SCHNELL!!!

I am sorry for offending any Jewish feminists currently dating Rush Limbaugh.

WW 36: Shorty and Sweet by BigFrank105 2-10-05

Sup you fine piece of ass? Howz about you and me go back to my place and fuck each others brains out while you make me a sandwich?

Feminist Physics by fzh 2-10-05

So I says, "Well, them feminazis ain't gonna generate sandwiches by themselves!" Ha, ha! and that's why I need someplace to stay.

hahahahah fzh, that was hilarious!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

alright, it is indeed the time to judge this business.

This was tough deciding the winner, but in the end I'm gonna have to go with bigfrank105 for this:

WW 36: Shorty and Sweet by BigFrank105 2-10-05

Sup you fine piece of ass? Howz about you and me go back to my place and fuck each others brains out while you make me a sandwich?

The honor of second place goes to fzh for this hilarious take on an old favorite:

Feminist Physics by fzh 2-10-05

So I says, "Well, them feminazis ain't gonna generate sandwiches by themselves!" Ha, ha! and that's why I need someplace to stay.

Last but not least at all is injokester for not only his comics but also for his sig. this is his comic:

take it away frankie!

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When I posted in this topic I never realised the irony...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

HOT DAMB! I finally won me an FTC! I got a shit load of homework to do now, so expect something up later tonight. Thanks again, aus.