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Scyess 
Official Traveling Menstrual
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| Woo-hoo! Hey there, little lady! Know what they call me? I'm a SEXagenarian! Yep! Since a few birthdays ago I'm so virile I've got "sex" in my name! | |
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| Yep! I am the very model of masculinity and prowess! As a SEXagenarian, I can sex the tarnation out of any sweet little filly that comes along! Look out, ladies! SEXagenarian on the loose! Yowza! | |
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| I, um, found your grampaw... you can take him back now. PLEASE. | |
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| Are you kidding? It took me long enough to lose him the first time. | |
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| God, how do I put a stop to this? | |
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| Hey, there, little girl! Wanna give this SEXagenarian a chance? Being a SEXagenarian and all I may be too much for ya, but I'll use my SEXageneric skills only so long as you can handle the pleasure! | |
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| Uh, happy birthday! You're no longer a sexagenarian! | |
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| I guess that took care of that... | |
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| Check out this thing I just got out of my nose! You'll find none better than this -- straight from my septum -- what with my being a SEPTUagenarian and all. Don't thank me yet... there's more... | |
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| Maybe I can get out of this by telling him he's had another birthday... | |
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| And this came from the right side of my septum. Being a SEPTUagenarian, of course, I can produce wonders from both sides of my septum. ...just one of my many SEPTUagenarian skills... | |
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| AHA! NOW LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT AN -OCTO-GENARIAN CAN DO! | |
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| On second thought, maybe I should just rely on my ability to run faster than he can. | |
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| Now from the left septum -- that's my SEPTUagenarian septum -- can also produce wonders. Take this, for example... | |
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| And what's really special is that being a SEPTUagenarian, I can mash specimines from both sides of my septum to create this lovely SEPTUagenarian specialty... | |
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| Uh, boy, doesn't time fly? It seems like only yesterday you were a septuagenarian, and here you're 90 already! Happy birthday! | |
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| Well, I'll be. Here I am, a.. um... nonagenarian! Uh, what do nonagenarians do, again? | |
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| I wish I'd thought of this sooner... | |
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