Choobychooby
Loveable Scamp
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Hello there, I am chooby and occasionally I make comics. Feel free to click on my name and read my entire collection, but if you can't be arsed, here are 5 that focus on Boomshanka Lane's resident gay couple to hopefully grab your attention.
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| So, what do you have planned for tonight then? | |
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| Tonight? I thought we were just staying in to watch television tonight? | |
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| But, it's our anniversary, aren't you going to take me out for a meal or something? | |
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| What do you mean our anniversary? That's not until November. | |
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| No it isn't, we started going out in May, we met at that roadshow, remember? | |
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| Oh yeah, but it was months before you gave me any ass. | |
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| What the hell happened to you last night? | |
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| I'm sorry, I got held up at work, but I'll make it up to you tonight I promise, here, I've got a surprise for you. | |
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| You've painted Bette Midler on your ass? | |
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| Look, I can make her smile! | |
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| $180? I didn't realise that lobster was royalty. | |
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| I told you, just because the owner is gay it doesn't mean we're going to get a discount. | |
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| Yes, but writing "perhaps later I'll go down as smoothly as the sorbet" on the bill didn't help. | |
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| You could have at least tried to flirt with him a bit. | |
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| Like when you approached the buffet waggling your penis around? | |
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| Remember, my mom is coming round tomorrow, so don't get too drunk tonight. | |
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| How can I forget. What am I supposed to say to her? "Hello, I'm the guy that's bumming your son"? | |
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| Well, that or "Hi, I'm Hank". | |
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| She's not going to start asking questions about what we get up to or anything, is she? | |
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| I doubt it, she's not really comfortable with that whole "hooray, we're gay" attitude. | |
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| I'll go take down the sign. | |
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| So, Hank, how do you know my son? | |
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| He's the guy I have sex with. | |
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| I mean, how did you two meet? | |
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| I just woke up one morning and he was here. | |
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| Lovely, and what it is you do, exactly? | |
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| Well, first there's a coin toss, then one of us gets some handcream... | |
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--- "In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."
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