I did and now I'm paying for it... oh god.

Besides spraying the bathroom with my innards for a solid hour and feeling like I've been stricken with the Ebola virus... it was bad even before the food poisoning kicked in. I waited on line for 15 minutes while the disaffected teenage goth kid sleepily and cynically took down orders. I'm sure the stoned mouth-breathers "making" the food in the back were adding their own special ingrediants due to their unsettling hyena-esque laughter. The place reeked of body odour and urine for some reason. There was a dude with a mullet in front of me on line who was chewing tobaccy. And there was an actual certified freak with a pin-head who kept flailing his arms around and screaming "I want colonel!". Okay, I know it's not cool to make fun of people with hideous birth defects, but I am disgruntled due to the fact that my ass feels as if it's been lit on fire.

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I used to know a sweet girl back in high school who worked at a KFC. We would show up after closing and she would break free from the managers groping paws long enough to send a free bucket full out the drive-up window to us. In the mid 70s to a bunch of stoned out kids it was heaven. I haven't eaten them since, however.

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I think this would have been my cue to go somewhere else.

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If you eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken you turn into a certified Kentucky Fried Idiot.

I was going to eat at KFC tonight :(.

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The joint isn't called Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore. They decided to do that so they would reasonably be able to market more baked products. As I understand, very little of KFC is fried anymore.

Hop on in some day and listen for the satisfying crackle of a whole chicken leg hitting the frier from the freezer. It's glorious. And also absent these days.

KFC would really prefer that people think its food is healthy. We know better.

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Except, like, all the chicken.

I thought they changed the name simply because they didn't want an artery clogging adjective like "fried" in their name anymore.

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Possible that it is pre-fried, then baked (aka warmed up) at the restaurants.

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Oh, that's it, Weasel... talk dirty to me!

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KFC sucks the balls of a guy who wipes his ass with his balls.

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Stranglely enough, this thread inspired me to eat lunch at KFC today. Popcorn chicken. mmmmm.

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Last evening after I read this thread my husband came home with a big bucket of KFC. So far so good. We haven't come down with any food poisoning.

I hope you are recovering from what was ailing you, Inflatable_Man.

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The joint isn't called Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore. They decided to do that so they would reasonably be able to market more baked products. As I understand, very little of KFC is fried anymore.

Hop on in some day and listen for the satisfying crackle of a whole chicken leg hitting the frier from the freezer. It's glorious. And also absent these days.

KFC would really prefer that people think its food is healthy. We know better.

What does KFC stand for then?

KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, but the marketing department at KFC decided they should say it is a nonsensical acronym.

I always understood that the chicken is no longer truly fried. They use a different method to cook it. And KFC offers a lot of baked chicken meals now.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

We can blame a lot of those damn "no-carb diets" for that. Restaurants are changing their menus to offer low-carb shit and they'll change again when the newest dieting fad comes out. Its all crap, I hate that diet... it made my parents buy all Wheat bread in our house.

My favourite low-carb item is at Arby's where you can order a sandwich, just without the bread. And they probably charge you more for it.

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Dude, I totally remember hearing that commercial the first time. "Now we're offering our sandwiches the low-carby's way--without the bread." As if it was something new and exciting. Incidentally, the first low-carb diets were suggesting that back in 1998 or something.

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Hrm, not too bad of an idea, but you gotta be able to hold the meat together somehow!

In any case, I think this whole low-carb thing has gotten way out of control. What other diet did Burger King and Carl's Jr. start adhering to in the past 20 years? None that I can think of.

Now CJ's has a low-carb six dollar burger. Sure, you can have all the fat you want, but you don't want no damn carbs!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yeah, for six frigging dollars.

Why even order a sandwich from Arby's if you don't want the bread? Buy some really generic-ass, unidentifiable roast beef and boil it in beef stock, throw some cheese on it and you've got an Arby's sandwich.

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Yeah, for six frigging dollars.

Why even order a sandwich from Arby's if you don't want the bread? Buy some really generic-ass, unidentifiable roast beef and boil it in beef stock, throw some cheese on it and you've got an Arby's sandwich.

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Uh, I didn't say I didn't like Arby's sandwiches. I just said there's no reason to get them without the bread.

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. o o(hi..this is sarcasm..just reminding you that I exist....)

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If Harlan Sanders were alive today, he'd be kicking ass all over KFC headquarters.

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I heard that KFC food is actually just reconstituted gnu feces.

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Are you people kidding me? The Kentucky Fried Movie is perhaps the definining comedy of a generation.

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