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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

Time for a bit of lyrical theatre
Rhyming's come to StripCreator.

All right, that's just about all the rhyming (barely) I can put in the rules without obscuring them.

Here are the rules:

For your entry or entries, you MUST collaborate with another user on this site, and NOT an alternate name or alter ego. There must be two people working on an entry, which means there must be at least two comics per entry. Please post them both in the same post. You may enter as many times as you'd like.

Finally, your comics must RHYME. I want all dialogue to rhyme. Use whatever rhyming method you like, but please remember they MUST rhyme.

Get to it!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-23-05 12:17pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Injokester and I are doing a "rap" game. The first two rounds will take place between our two reoccuring characters: Fuckface Fred and the "Life's a Burrito" Man. We both got some pretty sweet ideas, so I'll open up the round with this:

3-24-05 3:58pm (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

Member Rated:

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

3-24-05 6:28pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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CC 279 - Rap Battle Round 1 by BigFrank105
3-24-05
I'm Fuckface Fred, but you're the Fuckface. Just look at your clothes, damn boy you got bad taste.
Just look at me, lookin' like a little Moai, Or some fertility God from fuckin' Hawaii.
You just stand over there with yo' hand in yo' pants, Only spouting one line like you a dumb-ass.

CC 279 - Rap Battle Round 1 (cont.) by BigFrank105
3-24-05
I'm a character with depth, a character with class, You're nothing but a meatbag who takes Tobor up the ass.
Now it's your turn bitch, and you're gonna need luck, Cos' HA HA, HA HA, HAHA YOU SUCK!
Aw hell it's gettin hott in here!
We love you Fred!

3-24-05 6:30pm (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

3-24-05 6:36pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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CC 279 - The Doc is in da Hizzie by BigFrank105
3-24-05
Well Fred won dat shit hands down! Take it away Fred and Doctor P.
Fo' Shizzle, Fuckface Fred in da' house! Motherfuckers shut up, I'm talkin', be quiet like a mouse!
You ain't no fuckin' doctor, ain't got you no degree, You only schooled like Crabby, in gettin' on yo' knees.

CC 279 - The Doc is in da Hizzie (2) by BigFrank105
3-24-05
You look more like a scientist, but you don't teach no class, You spend yo' days wit Tobor, taking it up the ass.
What's up with your grin? It looks like a bad skin tuck! HA HA, HA HA, HAHA YOU SUCK!
FRED FRED FRED! YOU RULE!
I want your body!

3-24-05 6:41pm (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

3-24-05 6:54pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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CC 279 - The Pun Master Punned by BigFrank105
3-24-05
Kaufman man, your mustache looks really really bad, You need to shave it off your face, or at least trim it just a tad, You're a grown man, get a hobby, cos' the cats thing is just sad, Egad!
You gotta wipe the Muck, from your stache, when you Suck, off Crabby, for a Buck, 'cos it's Yuck. Fuck... Cats Suck.
HA HA, HA HA, HAHA CATS SUCK! Bitch, I said HA HA, HA HA, HAHA CATS SUCK!
FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED!

3-24-05 6:55pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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CC 279 - Runner up by BigFrank105
3-24-05
We weren't gonna let that Burrito sucka go home cold turkey! We bringin him back against a very special guest! Put yo hands together for BOINKY33!!!
I got fly raps that make the ladies wetter. "Life's a burrito" is gay, CUNTS! is better!
Fuck with me, you fuckin wit Hoppy and George. Ain't enough, bitch? Come fuck with Messed up Mort!

CC 279 - Runner up (2) by BigFrank105
3-24-05
I drop it on you like an anus bomb! Whatever happened to you? Bitch, you ain't my moms!
So you better not be fuckin with Boinky33. I be back drinkin OE with my dog MikeyG!
YEAH! BOINKY RULES!
What's going on, ey?

CC 279 - Runner Up (3) by BigFrank105
3-24-05
Awright, let's go Burrito! This is yo last chance!
Yall don't act a fool, yall just bein a fool. When you rap in da SC, you gotta follow da rules!
Go FAQ yourself, you stupid newb. I'm gonna rap ya pants off like my homedog Boo!

CC 279 - Runner up (4) by BigFrank105
3-24-05
I get more Bush then CHUBBY could ever plan. I get blown more than Inflatable_Man!
Wirthling sucks? Well I get sucked more! Disagree? Then ill rapp u, U FCUKING HOAR!
WOOO!!! BURRITO ROCKS!
Have my children!

3-24-05 7:14pm (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

3-24-05 7:18pm (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

Member Rated:

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

3-24-05 7:33pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Was it too hard for you two to put the comics in groups of 5? As in, 5 comics per post?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-25-05 6:30am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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We were kinda on a roll last night and it skipped our minds. We were following a plan and didn't think to shorten our posts by including them all, but since we did all of this really quickly we forgot about it. I did realize that this was all a little lengthy. Sorry about that.

3-25-05 10:56am (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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On the bright side, it makes it look like there's been a lot of entries to this contest.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

3-25-05 11:55am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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This is gonna suck.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-25-05 12:03pm (new)
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Injokester
Definitely drunk

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Sorry about that. We got carried away making them, and were just posting our own after we made them. I did however take the animated pic out of my sig so that the page would load a lot faster and keep the comics closer together.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

3-25-05 12:46pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Followed rules precisely? No.

Insanely funny? Yes.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

3-25-05 2:22pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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I wrote out a Dr. Seuss parody a couple of days before Mikey made up this contest. It's complete as far as what was in my mind and spilled out onto the page, but more verses could be added. If another sc regular wants to do so, I'll send you the text I have. If you think you can work with/add to the story, then we can discuss character representations and such.

Send me a pm.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

3-25-05 8:40pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Wow. I wonder what tag-team is going to win. The suspence is killing me!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

3-28-05 12:34am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

available for hire

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

3-28-05 11:56am (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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I'm willing to come out of retirement to take you up on that offer, Kauf!

-- Namgubed the Merry Elf --

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

3-28-05 12:10pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

Member Rated:

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I'm willing to come out of retirement to take you up on that offer, Kauf!

-- Namgubed the Merry Elf --


You're alive!

As much as anyone on this site, at least.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

3-28-05 2:09pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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... and just now, when I surfed over here to Stripcreator, the "Read this Comic" feature displayed "Nora Lenderby" from my stagnating collection. Could it be a sign??

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

3-28-05 5:08pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

Yes, it's a sign that you should enter this contest!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

3-29-05 6:29am (new)
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bonwag
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Can I come out of retirement, too?

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exit, pursued by a bear

3-29-05 11:43pm (new)
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