I'm not trying to pander to a group of people with the following tributes. These comics are my way of saying thanks to all of you for making me laugh, smile, and think on a daily basis. In most cases, I've tried to capture a bit of your style without being too hamhanded about it. If you don't see your name below, bear in mind that I'll be making more as the muse dictates.

Cruise Ship Yard Stick (tribute to alcoac14) by umfumdisi 4-08-05

Did you hear Tom Cruise will star as the commander of a Naval destroyer in his next movie? The producers wanted him, but not for his good looks or previous military movie experience. They needed someone who could handle a LOT of seamen.

Honorable Ninja File Clerk, VIP (tribute to mmyers) by umfumdisi 4-08-05

Myers, I need everything in here alphabetized, categorized, copied, collated, and then shredded. Report back to my office at the end of the day. No problem, sir... Especially for Honorable Ninja File Clerk, VIP!! Gah! Myers, it's only lunchtime. You can't be finished with that job already. Actually, I finished in an hour. I spent the rest of the time convincing Carl in accounting to buy your LeBaron convertible.

It's The Little Differences (tribute to choadwarrior) by umfumdisi 4-09-05

Is everything okay? You've been pretty quiet. Yeah, the service has been excellent, and the food's pretty good. But... It's not what I had in mind when you asked me to dinner. I probably shouldn't have used the term "sole food."

Wimmin Be Troublin (tribute to DragonXero) by umfumdisi 4-09-05

Hi there. Wow! You look just like this girl I used to date in high school. Maybe he'll go away if I don't acknowledge him. She was really into Dio, so I took her to one of their concerts. She got a backstage pass; I didn't. I think she's still married to their drummer. Hmmm. If I stop breathing and moving, maybe he'll think I'm a mannequin. Are you some kind of mannequin? Hey, in that case, you won't mind if I take off your shirt! Damn.

Short And Stout (tribute to MikeyG) by umfumdisi 4-09-05

Please understand, MommyG, that I'd personally like to kick your little son (of a) out of school for the rest of the year. However, the school shrink says Mikey merely needs some therapy sessions. We'll cooperate with whatever you say, Principal. Rrrrright! That's great, but I don't know how much good it will do considering he thinks Show N Tell involves removing his clothes, singing "I'm A Little Teapot," and jacking off into the goldfish bowl. Oh my. Nobody respects my arrrrrrrrt.

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EOO: Equal Opportunity Offender (tribute to CHUBBY) by umfumdisi 4-09-05

Pope John Paul II was a great Christian man of faith. I know his successor, Pope John Paul Ringo, will follow in his path. Hey, Texas, the Pope is Catholic. We wish peace and tranquilizers to all Catholics--especially our fellow fighters in the Irish Republican Army. They're not THOSE kind of Republicans, dumbass. And your own administration has branded the IRA as terrorists. No, though some folks equate the ERA with femiNazis, I think them butch gals is doin' a hell of a job in Hollywood. (where are The Assassini when you need them?)

The Apathy Of Least Resistance (tribute to boinky33) by umfumdisi 4-09-05

boinky's reaction to my initial comics... meh boinky's probable reaction to my current comics... meh my reaction to boinky's banning... meh

Wal-Mart On Mt. Olympus (tribute to ivytheplant) by umfumdisi 4-11-05

Pardon, mortal, where might Almighty Zeus find anal anti-itch creme? If it's not on the rear wall in Health & Beauty, they might have it behind the counter. HAHA-HA-HAH-HAHAHA-AHA. "Rear." "Behind." Your wit is more swift than my boy Hermes. Uh, I was being serious. Besides, I gave the same answer to Uranus earlier today. "Uranus!?!" My dear, you are a treasure. Were you not from the Isle of Lesbos, I'd ravage you right here. Great. Even the Gods think I'm a Lesbian.

Riddle Me This, My Brother (tribute to dcomposed) by umfumdisi 4-11-05

What's the difference between Richard Simmons and Russell Simmons? Gee, I don't know. One WAS a fat dick. The other HAS a fat dick.

Yes, CHUBBY is here. Even though he made some poor decisions, he did make some good comics.
And while "Apathy" may not read like much of a tribute to boinky, his "constructive criticism" inspired me to make better comics.

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I like it, except the CHUBBY one needs more "crabby fucks his daughter" homage.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Sorry to whore off in your topic, but I've also made a bunch of tributes. They are here if anyone wants to see if they're in there: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Injokester/sets/Tributes/

I know JESUSSANDWICH did a ton in one hit as well (the ones I did tributes to).

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Thumbs up from me on nailing the styles quite nicely. Thumbs down from Dr Pedantic on the fact that Uranus was Roman, not Greek.

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The DragonXero one was the funniest. Good work, umfum. It reminds me that I need to make some more tribute comix myself.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oooo... do me! Do me!

And do a fugue in the manner of Salieri.

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I hate to sass Dr. Pedantic, but Uranus is Greek.
Coelus is his Roman counterpart.

I was saving that for the tribute to crabby. ;)

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Thanks for the feedba(g)ck, guys. I'll try to work in your request, Finn.

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I hate to sass Dr. Pedantic, but Uranus is Greek.
Coelus is his Roman counterpart.

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Is he? Then the Romans fucked up for naming a planet after him.

betting on 15:18 SC time today in the Herschel correction pool

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I hate to sass Dr. Pedantic, but Uranus is Greek.
Coelus is his Roman counterpart.

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Is he? Then the Romans fucked up for naming a planet after him.

betting on 15:18 SC time today in the Herschel correction pool

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According to Wikipedia, kaufman is right:

"In Greek mythology, Ouranos is the ancient deity of the heavens, the earliest supreme god. Uranus is the Latin name of Ouranos."

Actually "Ouranos" is funny too.

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Here's what wikipedia has to say:

Ouranos is Greek, but Latinization (not necessarily ROMANization) changed it to Uranus. It ALSO says that in ROMAN mythology, Caelus was the god of the sky.

So we have a Roman god of the sky named Caelus, and a Romanized god of the sky named Uranus?

I'm worse off than before.

Zeus is still Greek and Jupiter is still Roman, right?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The Internet sources I looked up verified Uranus as Greek. I ask you gentlemen, "Has the Internet ever lied to us before?"

My handy dandy World Almanac lists Uranus as both Greek and Roman.

Either way, I think we can all agree that Uranus is much funnier than Coelus/Caelus.

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What about calling it Coitus/Cialis then? ;)

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I usually just call him Steve.

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Poop.

Here you are...

Banana Job Bot (tribute to FinnNYC) by umfumdisi 4-14-05

Damn, the bananas are EXTRA good today. Hello, I am Banana Job Bot. I used to be Dish Bot. Banana Job Bot? I've been reprogrammed. Instead of washing dishes with my hands, I now clean and massage bananas with my mouth. Did he just say "clean and massage with my mouth?" After I helped the last monkey fella I met, he decided to call me the BJ Bot... I like that.

I tried, but it didn't translate well in comic form.

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And a few more...

Kaufman walks into a bar... (tribute to kk) by umfumdisi 4-29-05

TAKE ONE: Seltzer? I hardly even know her! TAKE TWO: What do you mean, "No pets?" How, then, are you going to make me a Gin and Cat-a-Tonic? TAKE THREE: Hey, baby, did you know there are 38 bottles of booze on that wall? Did you know that Rain Man never got laid, either?

Toasted English Muffin (tribute to jes_lawson) by umfumdisi 4-29-05

This vodka martini could hardly be more dry 'less it had been mixed by WC Sellar and RJ Yeatman! A-ha, ha. Quite. I don't always know what the hell jes is talking about, but it sure sounds funny.

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SC Music Video-AC/DC's Night Prowler (tribute to niteowl) 1 by umfumdisi 4-30-05

"Somewhere a clock strikes midnite *BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG* *BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG* And there's a full moon in the sky You.hear.a.dog.bark.in.the.distance.________________You.hear.someone's.baby.cry. Arf, arf, arf. Waaaaanhhhhhhh!

SC Music Video-AC/DC's Night Prowler (tribute to niteowl) 2 by umfumdisi 4-30-05

A rat runs down the alley. And a chill runs down your spine oooh yeah! Someone walks across your grave. And you wish the sun would shine. Walky Walky... Why's it so damn dark today?

SC Music Video-AC/DC's Night Prowler (tribute to niteowl) 3 by umfumdisi 4-30-05

No one's gonna warn you Hey, you! Ah, nevermind... And no one's gonna yell attack What is he waiting for? And you don't feel the steel. Till it's hanging out your back. help

SC Music Video-AC/DC's Night Prowler (tribute to niteowl) 4 by umfumdisi 4-30-05

I'm your Nite Owl, asleep in the day *ZZZZZZZZZZZZ* *ZZZZZZZZZZZZ* I'm your Nite Owl, get out of my way Come on, fatass, don't block the buffet. Look out for the Nite Owl, awake in the night. I'm the Nite Owl, make the funny just right." save comic What a hoot!

I changed the lyrics a bit in the very last panel; otherwise, they're the same.

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4 comics about little ol' me? Sweet. They're funny too...well done, umfum.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Haha! Poor DishBot got turned out. I wonder is PimpBot 5000 is to blame?

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I litke this one of me...

Not bad. Now do me!

You talkin' to me?

If so, you're on my list. Haven't been feeling vary creative lately, though.

Or even very creative...

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And of course thumbs up Uranus.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet