...me?

OK, the only catch is that you will have to be in St. Louis, MO, between the 9th-11th September. Or Toronto airport for a two hour window, early on the 9th and later on the 12th

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Great, I have to decide between seeing Motley Crue (tickets already purchased) and driving 8-10 hours to St. Louis to possibly see jes that weekend. Since I plan on visiting the UK before I pass on, I'll have to go with Motley Crue this time. Sorry, jes. :(

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Passed over for Motley Crue. It doesn't get much lower than that.

I'm going to have to agree. I'd rather knock back a few with Jes than be reminded that someone like Tommy Lee is famous.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Gosh, you just missed me. I'll be in St Louis never.

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What others say about boorite!

I think we may be meeting St Louis-y. I'll bring the chips.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm hurt! I'll bet seeing my yard would make you feel better, too.

Actually, jes, I live in St. Louis, and so does achicka. I barely know you, but I'm always up for meeting with strippers with nifty accents, so I wouldn't mind getting together. Send me a PM.

Sept. 9-11th is Friday-Sunday, right? Shit... I hope I'm in town...

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"Old" is the old new.

Make a stop over in Chicago and come see me and crabby

When the Crüe come a callin' you gotta answer.

I now plan on hitting Chicago and NYC sometime next year, and now I only have to worry about getting to Tennessee as well, instead of worrying about getting to Tennessee and St. Louis and Atlanta as well as those places.

Also I think it's physically impossible to visit more than 3 major US cities in any space of time, let alone the fortnight I had originally planned.

I think we both know why as well :-) Hurrah! I won't be the only Inter-web person there!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'm not sure which way this will swing the votes of those of you who are thinking about making this trip. But there's a pretty good chance that I'll also be in St Louis between 8th-15th September.

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Of all the places to be, why St. Louis?

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Yeah, really. There's so much more awesomeness on either coast.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Not true. Although I don't personally have quite enough awesomeness to rival either coast, there is more than enough awesomeness when you combine mine it with St. Louis' to beat either one hands down.

This is turning into a pretty big get-together, actually...

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"Old" is the old new.

You guys should have sex. Maybe even with each other.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Seeing EL DIABLO EXTREMIS up close would be one of the hi-lites of my life.

Jumping JHVH on a jackhammer! I could be there after all. Ha.

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What others say about boorite!

If you were going in May I'd be able to visit with you, Jes. But I don't think the mother's day visit to grandma will wait til September.

If anyone ever swings by Denver, let me know and we can have coffee or the near equivalent since I'm not too fond of western coffee, being watered down dirt.

I might be in the middle of nowhere Wyoming, but Denver is a scant hour and a half away. And I could always use a break from That Place I Work At.

You're watered-down dirt? Cool.

You mean mud?

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I've already just met Lara7 and Lemur68 here in Washington. That's enough for me without having to go out of my way to MO. Sorry, guys.

I met Kajun one and a half times. I wouldn't say he's worth going to St Louis for.

I can be in St. Louis that weekend if my wife will let me. I can divorce her if she won't.

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When the Crüe come a callin' you gotta answer.

I now plan on hitting Chicago and NYC sometime next year, and now I only have to worry about getting to Tennessee as well, instead of worrying about getting to Tennessee and St. Louis and Atlanta as well as those places.

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We all know you'll be taking your friends to the Guns and Roses Jeans Embroidery Show.

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Poop.

I will never meet anyone I know over the internet, because they will rape me and bury me in the Nevada desert.

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