"Catholocism: Not nearly as scary as... oh, never mind."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

everbody in da Hissouse put yo hands in da air, like you just don' care

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I dumb :D

The first papal pantomime.

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AFROMANS MOVE

No, really! My putz is this long!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

People, people, please! Yes, I'm still going to opress the gays, don't worry.

"As you can see, there is nothing up my sleeve. Now for my next trick, I'll need a young boy from the audience..."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You shoulda seen how bad I stretched out that altar boys asshole...

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Ten."

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Poop.

"Prepare to bleed so I may bathe in it!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Hey, wanna hurry it up? I'm 78, I'll probably be dead in a week."

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Heil Popeler!

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I has a flavor!

"I can't wait to start condemning shit!!!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"It's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big"

"Holy shit!I'm ze Pope, ja!"

"Pappa Razi" *

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Pope Benedict tries to reach out to the more progressive wing of the Catholic church, and throttle it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You knew it was coming, you couldn't stop it. Many of you probably wanted to say it but thought it was just far too cheesy:

"The Popeinator."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

'Hold that thought, guys. I haven't sh*t for days and it's starting to show.'

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

I can't believe no one's done these yet:

"And now, young Skywalker...you will die."

"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side."

I was getting around to it!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That guy gives me nightmares.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

"...and you will all bow down and worship the first Beast and the Dragon!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The faithful were unsure whether newly elected Pope Benedict XVI was engaging in a highly elaborate mime act, or whether he had simply been placed within a large perspex box...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Raise your hands if you're sure (you've been elected Pope).

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I has a flavor!