This is my perfunctory stripcreator two-year aniversary thread.

Behold...some favorites since the last time I posted an aniversary thread:

Complacency by choadwarrior 5-09-04

God, I hate this cold, rainy weather...I wish it would warm up. You're of English ancestry. You should be genetically immune to this kind of weather. Trust me, the English hate the rain and cold more than I do. Then why do they live there? So they can complain about it.

Jamie Oliver by choadwarrior 6-02-04

Where you from, mate? Sout' London. Thout' London? Ith there no T-H in Thouth London? Apparently there's two sets in your mouth, you twat.

How I Suspect The Poor Folk Spend Their Weekends by choadwarrior 6-19-04

Load up the kids, ma, we're going to brunch! You know we can't afford no fancy breakfast. This place ain't fancy, but it's alls you can eat and it's free! Super! Where is it? Costco! C'MON KIDS! WE'RE FIXIN' TA EAT SOME SAMPLES!

The 99 Cent Store by choadwarrior 6-26-04

Excuse me, where can I find the crackers in this store? Aisle 12. No, I mean the people like me.

Bum Rap by choadwarrior 6-30-04

I've been riding the rails and eating around campfires most of my life and I still haven't found true love. Me neither. Where does a guy go to meet other like-minded people for serious dating? I don't know. Surely there has to be some sort of dating scene for other hobosexuals.

Financial Independence Day by choadwarrior 7-04-04

Hey buddy, do you have any spare change? No. I can hear it jingle in your pocket. That isn't spare change. Then what is it? My change.

Fine--Be That Way by choadwarrior 9-10-04

I'd like to exercise more, but health club dues are so expensive. Sit-ups are free. Sit-ups hurt my back. Do what I do--ride your bike. I sold it in a garage sale. How about speed waddling?

Other Places They Should Card People by choadwarrior 10-20-04

Nice restaurants... You're too young. Gaa gaa sue sue. Abercrombie & Fitch... Dude, you're waaaaay too old! I didn't come to look at the clothes, silly. Buffets... I don't care what your weight is on your license, you can't fit through the door.

Running Into Someone After Losing Weight by choadwarrior 10-23-04

You look really great! So do you! But mostly me.

The Lord's Supper by choadwarrior 2-21-05

Hey, baby, how about a little head in exchange for everlasting life? You know I've taken a vow of chastity. Have you taken holy communion? Of course. Well, this is the same thing, only not symbolic.

Loverboy Was Right by choadwarrior 2-22-05

Not once in almost four years have you ever asked me how my weekend was. That's because you always ask me about mine as soon as I come in so you'll have an excuse to tell me more than I care to know about yours. How was your weekend anyway? Does it matter? We took the RV out to the desert.

Boot Scootin' by choadwarrior 3-19-05

How was Texas? You won't believe this--I went to a honkey tonk. You never hear about other tonks. What do you mean? Where are the nigger tonks, the faggot tonks, the dago tonks, and the hymie tonks? They probably have zoning laws against those.

Last Food by choadwarrior 4-07-05

Welcome to the Last Supper...can I take your order? Hmmmmm....I willllll haaaaave theeee...Oh, I can never make up my mind. What do you recommend. Eat me. Sounds good. Would you like my blood with that?

Flipping The Big Bird by choadwarrior 4-18-05

I can't sleep. What's the matter? It just pisses me off how the Christian right keeps attacking children's shows for showing diversity or teaching kids about tolerance. Yeah, a person is no more likely to turn gay by seeing a gay person on TV than they are to get jaundice from watching The Simpsons. Ready for some more, Bert? Ernie, this episode will be brought to you by the numbers 6 and 9.

All of them good... but none better than "Loverboy Was Right" "Last Food" and "Flipping the Big Bird." Classic. Mazel Tov!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You should do this more often! Great stuff.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Happy Anniversary.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Happy stripversary!!!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

and this is why I love choadwarrior.

Happy 2 years!!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Happy 2 year, ya homo. <3

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

My ass hurts even more after reading these comics. Only now I've grown to like it.

congrats!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well done! I gotta say CW, in my humble opinion, you are the most consistently excellent stripper here. Keep it up for at least another 2 years =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I really liked 99 cent store and the Bert and Ernie one. Damn fine.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I, of course, love them all because I am choadwarrior.

Wait...what?

Happy strippinganniversary. May many years follow.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Thanks to all of you for your compliments. You might not believe this but I don't do this for the pay, the fame, or the groupies--I do this to bring a little happiness in the lives of my adoring fans.

Lukket--I'm glad these strips play in Denmark.

Mikey--I'm sorry my comics make your ass hurt. I was aiming for your choad.

thochaos--feel free to express your humble opinion any time.

mmyers--if you're me, then that explains why you're my favorite.

Last Food and The Burt and Ernie made me laugh out loud. I forgot how much fun it was around here. Especially when the comics don't suck, as young choadwarrior's always don't.

KCF

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.