I'll give you free rein in this contest. All you have to do is make sure your comics include something old, something new, something borrowed, and something yellow*. How you satisfy those requirements is up to you; I always welcome creativity.

Judging will be Monday the 23rd, or whenever Jennifer Wilbanks gets hitched, whichever comes first.

* - Because I said so, that's why!

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All my ideas feature cowboys, I hate it.

CC 282: What the hell? by BigFrank105 5-10-05

Something Old... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Something New... Holy shit, so that's what you were talking about? Something Borrowed, and Yellow too. i wil rapp u!11!! BAD GRAMMAR OVERLOAD!!!

CC282: Something Old vs. Something New

Moh!

by UnknownEric, 5-10-05

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I has a flavor!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

^_^
hope ya like it!

CC 282 - Shopping is the best policy. by fizzyxl 5-10-05

only 2 weeks to go. I Can't believe we are finally doing this. Yeah I know, im so happy. You've got a banana as the something yellow, and your brace from when you were 12... which is quite old. And I've also borrowed my friends vibrator. I still need the something new. I knew something here would be normal. Shut up and look for the shoes.

typod the title... (yes I will donate but i dont have paypal and dont want it so im struggling to find a way.

CC282: Tainted Coffee Incident Drug Related by cpausti 5-11-05

Oh, Chris, that coffee was great! I think it was the new machine! I'll make some more! Hey, Jenny. Heard you got hit with another drug test. Did you save that old urine sample? I was bringing it in, but it spilled in the new coffee pot... hehe. So I had to borrow a new one. What?

(the urine would be yellow)

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Something Borrowed This Way Comes

Who was that on the phone, Mama? That was just Tony Blair, Georgie-boy, he wants his yellow silk panties back.

by NastyPope, 5-12-05

btw, there is more than one implied yellow reference.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

The old lady is old. The "desert island" background is new. The "Blue" character is borrowed. And he does have yellow hair.

CC 282: Something Borrowed, Something Blue

b-b-b... uh... hmm.. bad t.. uh times.... 28... *sneeze* Well, fuck... least you have yellow hair, you incredible fucking dweeb...

by biped, 5-12-05

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My first competition strip in what feels like years! actually, it's been over a year.

CC (Thinking Fellers Union Local) 282: Untitled

hey man, can i borrow your vintage wwII machine gun to kill all the members of the band Brand New? sure, pal

by areallystupidguy, 5-14-05

All in one panel, and I even incoporated the name of a great band into the title! How's that for fun?

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It's grime time.

Not bad, but not my best work.

I thought that was pretty fucking funny actually.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

lol - thanks

Old, new, borrowed, yellow. Check.

CC282--Standard Resident Evil Plot by Tabaqui 5-16-05

Oo, face cream. Osnap! I'm all young again! "No major side effects" my ASS. Thanks for letting me borrow that shotgun. Yeah, no problem.

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A mildly-known werewolf-loving forumer by any other name.

CC 282: Mrs. Hudson by biped 5-16-05

May I borrow a cup of sugar, please? Why certainly, my dear. Would you like some old sugar or some new sugar? Hmm? Oh, a little of both, I guess. All right, dear. Help yourself. Wha -- you keep it in the TOILET? But it's -- it's all YELLOW! Well, of course it is, dear. It's soaked in my diseased urine.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 282: I Got a Cheap New Sweatshirt for Christmas by breakdancingrobot 5-19-05

Friday at the Hiroshi Happy Yellow Sweatshirt Concern Ugh, I'm tired of working for dat srave driva. Yeah, if onry we could find a gurribre repracement dat doesn't know de meaning of de dorrar. This country frightens me. Herro tourist... Can I borrow you fo a moment? Monday at the Hiroshi Happy Yellow Sweatshirt Concern My fingers hurt.

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Get confident, stupid.

Bova by Scyess 2-24-01

Jon, I want you to meet my sister, Bova. I hope you two have a nice time on your date. Um... hi. Moo. The sad part is, this is the most promising date I've had in the last 6 years.

Discovering Truisms by Scyess 5-18-05

Dammit, you asshole! Did you fart in here? I did. But that's in the past, and can't be changed. Let us look towards the future, instead of... **SLAM!!!** ...dwelling.... Apparently, flatulence trumps fatalism. It puts a pretty quick end to fellatio, too.

slogan explained! by Killborg 12-30-04

UNF, UNF, UNF!!! *pant* Oh Yeah... What what?! oooh...ooooh What the hell are you doing to my burger!? well... I'm lovin' it. *sigh* well... go easy on the special sauce.

CC 282: A Good Way to Earn Lots of Airline Miles by Scyess 5-19-05

I just wanted to go somewhere sunny on vacaton. Not THE Sun! Now all my atoms have been broken down into highly unstable single- and double- proton nuclei! I know! I'm sorry! AND I'm missing the season finale of Extreme Makeover! Look! I said I was sorry!

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"Old" is the old new.

I suppose Killborg should be flattered.

Woa, with Firefox it looks like The Give A Fuck-O-Meter is on fire!

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Poop.

Any plans to judge this, DJ Kaufman?

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Poop.

Second place to Rabid_Weasle for reading the rules.

First place to Killborg (if he even knows he entered) and/or his patron, the man of Scyess.

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