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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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The Cat Who Ripped Off Andrew Dice Clay Jokes 1 by biped
5-12-05
...and said, "HEY! WHAT'S IN THE BOWL...BITCH!"
Ha-ha! Ha, ha...ha!
Ha, ha...that cat sure is funny...
Clucky, the cat has been telling you old Andrew Dice Clay jokes. He didn't make them up himself.
"...and said, 'HEY! WHAT'S IN THE BOWL...BITCH!'"
Wha...she's RIGHT! Whiskers LIED to me!

The Cat Who Ripped Off Andrew Dice Clay Jokes 2 by biped
5-12-05
...so I said, "Don't try to TALK, Honn-eyyy! Just SUCK MY DICK ALREA --"
DON'T LISTEN to him, everybody! Whiskers STOLE those jokes!
Hey chicken, you got a FUCK-ING PROB-LEM --
...and the jokes he was telling LAST WEEK were GILBERT GOTTFRIED jokes! He's been getting them off of HBO!
I didn't steal those jokes! I...I WROTE them MYSELF! And then SOLD them to HBO! Yeahhhh...THAT'S the ticket! Yeahh --
Oh, SHUT UP!

The Cat Who Ripped Off Andrew Dice Clay Jokes 3 by biped
5-12-05
..DOUBLE LOADS (heh-heh... chickens aren't allowed in the house) for YOU and YOU and YOU!
TARNATION! I've got the FUNNIEST dang cat in the WHOLE WORLD! I'm gonna put 'im on the TV and make a MILLION DOLLARS!
And now -- the FUNNIEST CAT in the WHOLE WORLD -- WHISKERS!
(Oh, CRAP! Everyone will recognize my stolen jokes! I've got to make up some new ones -- FAST!)
Uhh... errr... roses are red... violets are blue... uhh... I've got a big wiener... and --
HE... HE'S TALKING!!! OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING CAT!!!

The Cat Who Ripped Off Andrew Dice Clay Jokes 4 by biped
5-12-05
"WHISKERS THE TALKING CAT continues to amaze millions around the world! Scheduled to be knighted today by Queen Elizabeth, he --"
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Hoo-eee! That Whiskers shore is somethin', ain't he, Clucky? Why, I --
Oh for PETE'S SAKE!!! He STOLE all of those fucking JOKES -- DUMBASS!!!
Look at ME, everybody! I'm a talking chicken! A TALKING CHICKEN! See? I can TALK!
Why... you STOLE your act from WHISKERS, you dirty THIEF! BOO! BOOOOOOOO!!!

The Cat Who Ripped Off Andrew Dice Clay Jokes 5 by biped
5-12-05
Don't get up, girls -- I'll answer it. Oh -- it's YOU, Clucky. What brings you to this neck of Beverly Hills?
Farmer Brown kicked me off the farm. Oh, and... I'm a pariah in the entertainment industry, too.
Well, Clucky old pal -- you shouldn't have tried to steal my act. It's called "plagiarism", you know -- heh, heh.
WHY, YOU DIRTY -- I mean... I was wondering if I could stay here... I'll earn my keep, of course... whatever you want...
Hi, Clucky! I'm here to see Whiskers! Is he --
Get lost, ya old fart. He's havin' his afternoon blow job. NEEEXXXT!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

5-12-05 3:13pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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That fucking cat... If I ever see him, I'm gonna kill him!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

5-12-05 5:08pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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:D

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

5-12-05 7:35pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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:D

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

5-12-05 7:38pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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biped's comics = good

5-12-05 8:32pm (new)
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