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Mr. Wonderful
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| ...and said, "HEY! WHAT'S IN THE BOWL...BITCH!" | |
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| Ha, ha...that cat sure is funny... | |
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| Clucky, the cat has been telling you old Andrew Dice Clay jokes. He didn't make them up himself. | |
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| "...and said, 'HEY! WHAT'S IN THE BOWL...BITCH!'" | |
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| Wha...she's RIGHT! Whiskers LIED to me! | |
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| ...so I said, "Don't try to TALK, Honn-eyyy! Just SUCK MY DICK ALREA --" | |
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| DON'T LISTEN to him, everybody! Whiskers STOLE those jokes! | |
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| Hey chicken, you got a FUCK-ING PROB-LEM -- | |
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| ...and the jokes he was telling LAST WEEK were GILBERT GOTTFRIED jokes! He's been getting them off of HBO! | |
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| I didn't steal those jokes! I...I WROTE them MYSELF! And then SOLD them to HBO! Yeahhhh...THAT'S the ticket! Yeahh -- | |
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| ..DOUBLE LOADS (heh-heh... chickens aren't allowed in the house) for YOU and YOU and YOU! | |
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| TARNATION! I've got the FUNNIEST dang cat in the WHOLE WORLD! I'm gonna put 'im on the TV and make a MILLION DOLLARS! | |
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| And now -- the FUNNIEST CAT in the WHOLE WORLD -- WHISKERS! | |
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| (Oh, CRAP! Everyone will recognize my stolen jokes! I've got to make up some new ones -- FAST!) | |
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| Uhh... errr... roses are red... violets are blue... uhh... I've got a big wiener... and -- | |
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| HE... HE'S TALKING!!! OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING CAT!!! | |
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| "WHISKERS THE TALKING CAT continues to amaze millions around the world! Scheduled to be knighted today by Queen Elizabeth, he --" | |
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| Hoo-eee! That Whiskers shore is somethin', ain't he, Clucky? Why, I -- | |
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| Oh for PETE'S SAKE!!! He STOLE all of those fucking JOKES -- DUMBASS!!! | |
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| Look at ME, everybody! I'm a talking chicken! A TALKING CHICKEN! See? I can TALK! | |
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| Why... you STOLE your act from WHISKERS, you dirty THIEF! BOO! BOOOOOOOO!!! | |
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| Don't get up, girls -- I'll answer it. Oh -- it's YOU, Clucky. What brings you to this neck of Beverly Hills? | |
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| Farmer Brown kicked me off the farm. Oh, and... I'm a pariah in the entertainment industry, too. | |
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| Well, Clucky old pal -- you shouldn't have tried to steal my act. It's called "plagiarism", you know -- heh, heh. | |
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| WHY, YOU DIRTY -- I mean... I was wondering if I could stay here... I'll earn my keep, of course... whatever you want... | |
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| Hi, Clucky! I'm here to see Whiskers! Is he -- | |
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| Get lost, ya old fart. He's havin' his afternoon blow job. NEEEXXXT! | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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