So far the OPC contests seem to have been pretty open. I'm not going to screw with that by trying to complicate things.

Make a funny one-panel comic. That's it.

Judging in a week or so.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Gullible Gonzalez and his Rather Manipulative Friends

Besta keepa still, it maat haf an inveecible bayonet too!

by lima, 5-31-05

Moderately Tall Noon

Mickey and Tiddles settle their differences like gentlemen. You're not gonna turn round after two paces are you?

by lima, 5-31-05

Hide and Seek

Jeff rocked at hide and seek meep! 57, 58, 59..

by lima, 5-31-05

Whatever

What's the point in having an instrument that only plays one note? Well, I can still play most Godsmack songs.

by Externalization, 6-01-05

Fußballspielen in Deutschland

Frankfurt's playing Hamburg next week. Who do you think will win? Who cares? Those are our two wurst teams.

by Externalization, 6-01-05

Young Shakespeare's First Dilemma

by kaufman, 6-02-05

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That last one is fucking hilarious Kaufman!!!

Oh, if by some miracle I do win this thing, please award the prize to someone else, I'll be offline for the next 2 weeks.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

No.

The sake will be $5.

by NooniePuuBunny, 5-04-05

This Joke Surpasses Your Feeble Mind, Imp.

Roger had eaten the chocolate on the floor 10 seconds too late. By failing to observe the 5 second rule, he had passed on into eternity with one fell Swoop®

by NooniePuuBunny, 4-29-05

bleh.

It was in that moment, Zoe planned her revenge for the now infamous "Flagpole" incident. Oh come on! 15 years isnt that bad! And the senator did say he could see his house from there... Thanks for takin the heat for me, btw...

by NooniePuuBunny, 5-24-05

Lama Lama Lama by NooniePuuBunny 6-03-05

I tell you way of spiritual truth! You must chant to the Goddess many times like this: bali lama lama lammma bali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammma And then you must make puti on my face and rake my Shakra for many pleasure in way of Kama Sutra! Eww! Keep your Hairy Krishna away from me!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

STDs

Pff. The doctor told me to worry about CRABS.

by cpausti, 6-05-05

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

quote:

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Lama Lama Lama by NooniePuuBunny 6-03-05

I tell you way of spiritual truth! You must chant to the Goddess many times like this: bali lama lama lammma bali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammmabali lama lama lammma And then you must make puti on my face and rake my Shakra for many pleasure in way of Kama Sutra! Eww! Keep your Hairy Krishna away from me!

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Tender family moments

Mom, have you ever felt, like, you know, unfresh? Why you little WHORE!

by flipynif1, 6-08-05

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I dumb :D

AND NOW...

flipynif 1 gets third place for "Why, you little whore!"

kaufman gets second place for "To pee or not to pee."

And lima wins first place because I liked Mickey and Tiddles.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Shouldn't Noonie get honorable mention for almost predicting the winner with "Lama Lama Lama"?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

SWEET! 3rd place! That's like getting the silver medal for everyone who lost!

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I dumb :D

Why, yes...YES!!! Not in those words, though...but in these instead:

"BOAPTY DOAPTY DOE, I LOVE SMURFS!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wow! My VERY OWN pocket sized Richard Simmons!!! Its a DREAM COME TRUE!! This is such a high honor, I think I'm going to cry now...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Woohoo! I honestly thought Kaufman was gonna win that one, but i don't mind robbing him of a title :) Thanks dude.

OPC #5 will be up tonight, it'll have a few rules though just to see if i can make things interesting.

Thanks again dude

The things she can do with a pocket sized Richard Simmons...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet