Guys, after much internal shame and guilt I think it's time I come forward.

I'm the guy you know as Deep Throat.

I'm the one who in the early 70's sucked six golf-balls through a garden hose... and then swallowed them.

Many admirers at this club ('The Blue Oyster' if I recall) ran up to me for my autograph or to join in on the "deep throat" experience. But I disappeared into the shadows and fled the scene, never to be seen again. Since then I've become legend... I knew if I revealed my identity earlier, Gary, the self-proclaimed Greatest Bon-Bon shaker ever, would have me killed out of jealousy. I still live in that fear, but hopefully those I embarrased at the Blue Oyster that night have moved on.

I thought you guys should know that about me... This was a very traumatic period in our country's history and before I died I wanted to bring it to a close. Thank you and please be understanding during this difficult time...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Were you the guy from shadow moses?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

So you're the guy who took the spunk out of Trickey Dick.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

NERD!

Surely you're pretty nerdy if you even understand that reference.

Isn't "Deep Throat" a old porn movie?
Awwww.....
Good times...Good times...

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

I thought your porn name was Inflatable Man, because every now and then someone has to blow you. Good stuff.

My porn name is "Dick Wadd."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mine is "Average Sized Frank... If anything"

Would you prefer "Gigli?" by kaufman 6-02-05

... But I think the biggest act of genius was code-naming the secret inside source after the most controversial and discussed movie of its era. Meanwhile, in a nearby parking garage ... I'm listening. Do you have the inside dirt on the Bush administration? Yeah, but if you insist on calling me "Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith," I ain't saying a word.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Obscure?

The lost "other" Watergate source. by UnknownEric 6-02-05

Miss Jones, they finally figured out who "Deep Throat" was. *sigh* Inside Miss Jones... I never get any credit.

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I has a flavor!