That was ONE TIME.

I didn't enjoy it so now my policy is: Men Bah!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

My policy has always been Wah.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's lucky you're not Russian. Then your name might be habnemow.

At least, I'm assuming you're not Russian. I suppose you might well be.

I'm in.
I'm definetly getting out of the first round this time.

I'll take part again.

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I will offer myself as a sacrif-
Oh whatever. I'll give it a shot.

not russian, and that's STILL NOT MY NAME! this is starting to sound like a Million Crabby March. (:

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Okay, definite signups...

Big Evil Dan, skagg, gabe_billings, attitudechicka, ladyjdotnet, andydougan, Drexle, habnem, wirthling, ObiJo, crabby, kaufman, and JrnymnNate. That's thirteen.

Spankling, as an "if you need me", makes fourteen! Cool! Two more, and the cup will be underway!

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I'm on.

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Woohoo! One more, one more...

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I'll enter twice, but only if I can face myself in the first round.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I'm torn as to whether to make a Star Wars, Mortal Kombat, or Neverending story reference with this one.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'll join if you will let me. I did the last one but that was my first ever!

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"I know how toast works."

I'm torn as to whether to make a Star Wars, Mortal Kombat, or Neverending story reference with this one.

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I bet he's "faced himself" a more than a few times, the wanker.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Woohoo! Sixteen players!

Sorry, Spanks - you're being drafted. This took long enough that I am going to run with our current entries... Random draw starting now...

Comic Cup V - Round One

Gabe vs Crabby
Bunner vs Tiger
Kaufman vs ObiJo
Habnem vs Spankling
Bug Evil Dan vs Drexle
attitudechicka vs Andy Dougan
LadyJ vs Nate
Skagg vs Wirthling

Okay, this will be reposted in a new thread, and the cup will begin.

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Sorry, Spanks - you're being drafted...

Habnem vs Spankling

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Great. I have won the right to be stomped by a power newbie.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm torn as to whether to make a Star Wars, Mortal Kombat, or Neverending story reference with this one.

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Neverending Story gets my vote.

Uh oh. I just had a look through your strips, attitudechicka, and I'm not looking forward to this contest.

But if I win, do I get to go home with you?

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Sorry, Spanks - you're being drafted...

Habnem vs Spankling

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Great. I have won the right to be stomped by a power newbie.

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at least you aren't against wirthling

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Uh oh. I just had a look through your strips, attitudechicka, and I'm not looking forward to this contest.

But if I win, do I get to go home with you?

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Depends. Are you any good at yahtzee?

By the way, if anyone knows of somewhere where online yahtzee is free, then let me know. I'm too lazy to look it up myself.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I am looking forward to Crabby vs Gabe. When I first drew it (names in strips of paper, drawn in pairs, if anyone gives a flying fuck) I thought, "Oh no, poor Crabby." But then... well, his strips just keep getting better and better, so this cup could be kinda historical.

...in a sad and geeky kind of way.

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A quick search on Google brought up a whole lot of online Yahtzee sites, most of which use exactly the same applet. My favourite was this one, which brings new meaning to the term "holy roller".

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Am I any good at Yahtzee? Am I any good at Yahtzee? Ha ha ha! I'll have you know that "Yahtzee" is my middle name! Round these parts they call me King Andy of Yahztee!

Nope, never played it.