ok here are the rules

1.it has to have alians and somthing sex related
2.it has to be done tuesday next week
3.no arcives
4.have fun

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all knowing squrrel is now a hit man pm me who you want to see die next

*hit*
*head*
*keyboard*

Dammit. All my best comics have arcives in them.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'ALIENS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!']

Fuck, I'm out.

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I has a flavor!

What's an alian?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

And how did this guy get two stars?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think possums is worm. J'ACCUSE!

Maybe worm is possums!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Like fuck I am.

at least possums has standards

[Click to view comic: 'A L I A N']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

doe not!

My fault. He's amusing in the "so bad, it's good" department.

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I has a flavor!

I'm sorry but I need to answer this...
Oprah...
Britney Spears...
Clay Aiken...
People who never seen/hate "Clerks"...
That guy who bumped into me and diddn't say sorry...

Wait! Did he mean from his comics?
My bad.

(P.S You gotta give him some credit he [u]Tried[/u] to make a new contest even if it diddn't make sense...)

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

My fault. He's amusing in the "so bad, it's good" department.

Well, the situation is being remedied. He's down to one star now.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Possums is worm???Shit, I hate worm.Fuck you,possums!
YOU CREATED A MONSTER!But possums is funny.

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fff

i think possums has worms. FRENCH!

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what if nigger meant kite

Interestingly, here's a link to Alian Wang's homepage

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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I have way too much time on my hands being nocternal... that i have to post crappy comics in tourniments... :p