Random? by crabby 6-21-05

Well hello Ms. Ruth. Your Husband never stopped by to deliver me my morning newspaper. Is he still among the living? My husband is a newscaster Ms. Livine. He tells you the news on the television. Well he never sent me a notice of the change. I really think this should be credited to my account as a full refund due to lack of communication on your part. I have no idea what you are talking about. Then maybe we should take this up with the main concourse. I have all the necessary paper work. I wonder what they're doing in their chambers right now as we speak.....

Random?? by crabby 6-21-05

I swear I'll kill him for his walnut ordinance. He only had good intentions with that ordinance! We need to learn more from Mr. Gooden so we can better exploit his asian triats. I swear I'll cut off his limbs so we may evaluate each flesh cell. I was thinking more of studying his particular species so that we may travel to their planet and turn them into highly paid servants. I'm gonna just go cut that tree down. Fuck Mr. Gooden. Can our species even breed? If so I could carry his young! We need to study his species further........

Random??? by crabby 6-21-05

Studying Hell Dog in his natural enviroment really tells you everything you need to know about their species.... They're lazy, too trendy for their own good and can only be found bent over in front of a rich buisnessman..... Hell Dogs are disugsting creatures. What was god thinking when he allowed them to walk the earth?

Random???? by crabby 6-21-05

I mean do you see where I'm coming from? Everyone hates dogs and everyone hates satan. Its a warehouse dream! Are you even listening to me? I can't remember the last time we ever just talked. Can you remember? Back and forth conversation? I could have dated your friend Patti Smitheryne. Remember her? I wonder what ever happened to her after high school?

Random????? by crabby 6-21-05

You know Patti.....I'm never going to understand your depression. I mean if you're really that unhappy just go through with it and kill yourself. I won't try to stop you. Fine don't even say anything. This is just how you'd want it. No last words that would be just like you. Such a drama queen. I mean after everything you can't even muster a Good Bye or a See you soon? Would that be to hard for me to just get a little something? .......iloveu.....

Where you hid your marbles?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

There was absolutely no reason to like the last one, but I did, anyway. There was absolutely no reason to like the rest, and I was a little more accomodating with those, although I grinned a bit at "Hell Dog."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I remember how it started
I can't remember yesterday
I just remember doing...
...what they told me.

Oh yeah, good comics too.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

That really means alot to me.

Those comics smelled like goat cheese.

FRIENDSHIP AFGHANS!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

These comics were so awesome I dressed up like Batman, wraped myself with month-old bacon and paraded around the supermarket on a Segway.

That was you? YOU STOLE MY IDEA BIG FRANK!!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They're crazy, in totally awesome way!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

AND...they suck!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have been exposed!

That group of kindergartners never complained.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Stop running around naked and put on your afghan! >_<

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

/me proudly wears his friendship afghan.