I hope you will consider this a "fun challenge" instead of just a "crappy template."

FTC 65: Template by biped 6-26-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler.

I swear...on the souls of my grandchildren...that I will eventually judge this contest that we have made here today. But if something unfortunate should happen...if, for example, nobody enters...then I'm going to blame some of the people in this thread. And that I do not forgive.

Have fun!

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Damn! That was mine! Now I'm shit out of ideas.

FTC 65: too many ideas... by mandingo 6-26-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. What about Grandpa Levi? He's in the shower.

FTC 65: ...too little time. by mandingo 6-26-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. What about John Rocker? John's a good boy and a practicing anti-semetic, but he's not related to us. I guess you could say besides being a good pitcher, John's also a fine pinch-Hitler.

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what if nigger meant kite

FTC 65: The Family Secret by HCRoyall 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Is Terry a Hitler too? No he just comes to family meetings for the cornbread.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC 65: At least I tried by mad_matt 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Well this is a dumb idea for a comic. Yeh, let's just go down the pub and have a pint.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

FTC 65: German Chocolate Cake by kaufman 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Then I guess removing the goebbels from my rectum is out of the question.

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FTC 65 by CrunchyCheese 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Now that you are divorced, why don't we go by your maiden name? So, you think Sally Hussein is better?

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

I must say... this is an incredibly biped template:

FTC 65: The Dark Side by not_Scyess 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. NOOOO!!! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

FTC 65: Let's Go Fry a Kike by not_Scyess 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Although this does explain all the dead Jews in our sauna. Oh, right. About the "sauna"...

FTC 65: Genetics by not_Scyess 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Does that mean you're Woofy's mommy too? No, Adolf cheated on me with some bitch.

FTC 65: World Leaders are Sexy by not_Scyess 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Bobby also said Mr. Whiskers is Whiskers Hitler! No, dear. He's Commerade Visekervich Stalin.

FTC 65: More Nazi Evil by not_Scyess 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. And by the way, Woofy. Sorry about the name. Nazi bastards!

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FTC 65: Face the Music by kaufman 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. So ... why are you telling me now? Your mustache is starting to show, honey. It's time you learned to shave.

Sixty-Sixty-Sixty-Five FTCs: I Wanna be Sudated by kaufman 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Well, I guess that explains why Jenny Chamberlain gave me her bike yesterday.

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only two-legged template i've ever seen.

sorry this is so poorly made... i have so little time and expertise.

FTC 65:Adjusting to Your Life by drawinger 6-27-05

Mommy,Bobby just told me that Adolf Hitler is my real daddy! Is that true? yes honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAHHAAAA!I don't want to be a Hitler! But we're all Hitlers,dear.I'm Mrs.Hitler, Bobby's Bobby Hitler...And Woofy, he's Woofy Hitler. OOO! IT'S SATURDAY! CAN WE GO KILL JEWS? SIGH.I suppose so...

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fff

goddam that was funny

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm gonna cry if i win over not_scyess's sauna joke.

I Bet I Know What I'll Be Up For by The_Kingpin 6-27-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that Adolf Hitler is my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey....I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAA-HAAAAA!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE SALLY HITLER! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler....and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Wait, isn't our next door neighbor named Adolf Hitler? Duh! Who do you think I'm talking about? Adolf Hitler the German? Don't be silly.

i'm kicking my elf for not thinking of this first (he's the idea man)

FTC 65:i'll compete despite all this deplorable racial humor by mandingo 6-28-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. but wait a minute.... wasn't hitler's dad illegitimate? and isn't it rumored that he was sired by a jew? so wouldn't that make hitler a quarter jew and me an eighth? keep talking, missy. you're this close to having your mouth washed out with grampa rosenberg

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what if nigger meant kite

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This is my favorite FTC ever!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

MINE TOO!

but its my first

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BTC#65 Hitlers Ghey by fizzyxl 6-28-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. But Adolf was gay! it says so in his book, "I'm Camp" *sigh*

FTC 65: Play it Again, Sal by kaufman 6-29-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. Well, at least we'll always have Paris. Ja, mein Fraulein!

FTC 65: The Reproducers by kaufman 6-29-05

Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it? Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is. WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!! But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler. So that's the pilot. Can I count on you to buy in for a 50% share of "Suburban Hitlers"? Tell you what. If you play "the cheerleader and the naughty janitor" with me, I'll go in for 70%.

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It's a good 'un!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

kaufman: ace pseudo-The Producers reference you got right there.

This has been a very nice FTC, but there haven't been any entries for a few days, so I will probably judge it tomorrow.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.