Yar...lookit at me comics or Ahl make yee walk ta plank!

Nudist Colony by Hari_Nezumi 6-30-05

Hari, I've given it a lot of thought and I've decided to become a nudist. I leave for the colony tomorow. Uh huh. And what spurred this sudden decision? Well, I've always felt more comfortable when I'm naked. Plus, I find it provides a "one-with-nature" feeling that can-- You do know that the colony here in town is guy only, right? Now that I think of it, nudism goes against my religion. Darn. Put some pants on you little perv.

Lost! Minus the Doctor, the Hot Chick, and the Fat Guy by Hari_Nezumi 6-30-05

Damn...how long have I been on this island? I don't even know anymore. It could be a few days, it could be a year. Why am I talking to myself? Have I finally lost it? I am finally giving in to this acursed plot of land in the middle of this fucking ocean? Don't talk like that, Jerry. Thanks Chimp Armstrong. You always know how to cheer me up.

Why Movies are Beginning to Suck by Hari_Nezumi 6-30-05

I use Lime Away when I clean MY bathroom! Dear LORD! I hate these commercials they play before movies! AND NOW, OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION Finally! Lime Away, the Untold Story Let me see those tickets you jackass!

Why Movies are Beginning to Suck II by Hari_Nezumi 6-30-05

Coming this summer: War of the Worlds DESTROY ALL HUMANS! Isn't that an old movie? Coming this summer: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Come on into my factory, children! I swear I'm not a creepy pedophile! Holy crap, ANOTHER remake? Coming in 2006: War of the Worlds DESTROY ALL HUMANS! Wait, what the fuck?

---
More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Dragonball Z in Three Panels by Hari_Nezumi 6-30-05

My name's Goku and I need to find the Dragonballs for no apparent reason! My name's Krillin! I'm bald and short! Oh no! It's a terrible bad guy! Grrr...I'm seemingly invincable and will die and come back from the dead about five times! 167 Episodes Later Ha ha! Now I'm a Super Sayan and I'll destroy you with one attack I could've probably done all along! Oh no! Now I'm dead! But I'll come back the next season and have an extra head or some crap like that!

---
More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Nice. The comedic irony almost made me forget that the strips were based on crapulence that actually exists in the real world.

---
If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Eeeexxxxxcccceeellllleeeeent. The movie comics were especially good.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I liked these comics, especially after I read them.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

the chimp armstrong and lime away ones were both great

---
what if nigger meant kite

Chimp Armstrong tells me strange things, like there's human blood in my Kool-Aid, or that if I cut open biped's stomach I'll find a bottomless bag of candy.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Unfortunately for me, my kids watch Dragonball Z. The ridiculousness of that show does provide comic material though.

Dragonball Z by niteowl 7-01-05

SUPER SAIYAN ATTACK! RRRRRRRRRRRRR RAAAAAARRRRRR! RRRRRRRRRRRRR *cough cough* *hack* *wheeze* Are you ok? No. *cough* How am I supposed to battle if I can't yell effectively? Throat lozenges. They've saved me from imminent death more than once. Want one? *cough* Sure.

---
Think classy, you'll be classy.

no thats me in a chimp suit. i'm trying to see if i can brainwash you to do my laundry and this is the first step in test subject a's, i mean your, training.

---
what if nigger meant kite

Thank you all for your comments.

---
More lust than you can shake a stick at.