You know my megaman comics right? Well, I would like anyone to come up with an idea of how the Spankling gets beaten. All entries must use the Captain from dexx and the Spankling from from users. You can use the lady in purple from from users too. Please read my previous Megaman comics before submmiting, especially those ones after Megaman Returns. Or something along those lines.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

lettermen did that for his top 10 last night:

#10: robots
#9: fire
#8: bombs
#7: insane axe wielding squirrel
#6: dried out xmas tree fire
#5: cigarette
#4: dinosaurs
#3: black and white serial killer
#2: the same way Michael Hutchens did

and finally,

#1: angry forum mob

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what if nigger meant kite

Hey, we've been tying up and whipping Spankling around here for 4 years, and he likes it...so there ain't no point to having this contest.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Have Dr. Pendantic inject him with an anesthetic so he can't feel anything. The worst thing to do to a masochist is to take away the pain.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I win.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.