Here's a fun practical joke you can play when you're out on parole some time:

Drive up to the McDonald's drive-through speaker and order a "Chicken McBitch". The person taking your order will say, "What?" and you repeat, "A Chicken McBitch please". Then when they say, "We don't have anything like that", you drive up to thier window and dump a bagful of rabid squirrels through it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

NICE!!

Or you could ask for a Whopper and when they says, This is McDonalds all snotty lke, drive up and punch them in the face.

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I dumb :D

Or you could say, "I'd like a blowjob, please", and when they say, "would you like fries with that?" then you say, "no, I'd rather you just gargle my balls instead."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Here's a fun practical joke you can play when you're out on parole some time:

Drive up to the McDonald's drive-through speaker and order a "Chicken McBitch". The person taking your order will say, "What?" and you repeat, "A Chicken McBitch please". Then when they say, "We don't have anything like that", you drive up to thier window and dump a bagful of rabid squirrels through it.

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No, what you need to ask for is "Tits on a bun, hold the bun."

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Here's a fun practical joke you can play when you're out on parole some time:

Drive up to the McDonald's drive-through speaker and order a "Chicken McBitch". The person taking your order will say, "What?" and you repeat, "A Chicken McBitch please". Then when they say, "We don't have anything like that", you drive up to thier window and dump a bagful of rabid squirrels through it.

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I was the first to do that.

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The McDonald's near where I live once did a promotion where they were selling regular hamburgers and cheesburgers for only 29 cents. A friend gathered up twenty dollars in loose change, then went through the drive-thru repeatedly, only ordering a single burger each time. He did this until all the change was gone; I think the McDonald's refused to ever serve him again after that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wow, he's got a life!

Haha that rules

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I dumb :D

The Krystal burger down the road from me as a kid had on their sign "12 dozen doughnuts $1.59" which by my math equals out to 144 doughnuts. I always wanted to hand them a 11 bucks and ask for 1000 doughnuts. I guess I'd then rent a hotel room and roll around on them. Sadly, I never did.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

you forget our time in Pamplona

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what if nigger meant kite