Write songs, or song parodies in dedication to your eventful stripcreator.com life!

This one's called: Ode To ObiJo, As Sung By Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge From The Hit TV Series Star Trek: The Next Generation

(to the tune of The Rolling Stones "Beast Of Burden")

I'll never be Potato Durden
I gotta live as Levar Burton
All I want is for ObiJo to love me
Could never write Potato Durden
Without Obi's smarts, and subtle wording
All I want is for ObiJo to love me

I'm not cool enough (ooh)
I'm not rad enough (ooh)
Got this thing on my eyes
It makes it hard to seeeeee

I'll never rock like ObiJo
But I did do stuff with Reading Rainbow
Books are real good for you
Come on kids, get a book and read

I'm not cool enough (ooh)
I'm not rad enough (ooh)
Where's the zip on this uniform?
It makes it hard to peeeeee

Oh, La Forge to bridge
I'm pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty lame
Obi's a witty, witty, witty, witty, witty, witty guy
Witty, witty
Such a witty, witty, witty guy
Come on Obi, please, please, please

I'll tell ya
IMDB says
I did a
voice for Captain Planet
But, I dunno, I dunno
I dunno if I'm really that lame
Yeah, Obi's the best
I can't be that cool
Wil Wheaton's a dick
I'm way cooler than him
You're my king, Obi
The king of all the land
We could go to the beach sometime
And play in the sand

But I'm not cool enough (ooh baby)
And I'm not rad enough (ooh)
And I can't see enough, pee enough
Ooh! Ooh! Please!
I'll never be Potato Durden
I'll never be Potato Durden
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be

I really need Potato Durden
I need his awesome
I need his radsome
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be

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It's grime time.

Just take the drunken Scotsman song and put 'Kajun' or 'boorite' instead of 'the Scotsman' as you sing it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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what if nigger meant kite

Biped is awesome.
(To the tune of the Ramones "Commando")

To beat his chest, he do what he can
They get him ready for the tiny man.

From colostomy bags to Doggy man
Birds are hurting in space, again

To beat his chest, to say what he can.
Mel Gibson comes out his drawer again.

First rule is: Tiny Tricylce with a clown on it
Second rule is: Michular Jackstrophy
Third rule is: The killersons
Fourth rule is: Don Knotts covered in pee.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

u guyz dont no music at all.

the best band ever is Her Last November.

their song "Lila" is the best

I thoght it wuld of ben better
If we just wold be 2geteher
but u obviosuly didnt care
about my heart
and all I culd do is wait
Lila o Lila, u couldn't wait 2 hurt me
my tears of blud stream down my face
the fire of pain burns deep
i fukking want u 2 remember
the scars i cut within u
u teared me apart
and never said sorry

im 2 lazey to post more, ill post the rest latur

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"Mandingo!" (sung to the tune of "Tequila!")

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"Kaufman" (Sing to 'Badger')

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I thought my song was awesome.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thats because it was.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

This is only partially-SC related (you'll see how), but it's the "alternate" version of De La's rap from Feel Good Inc. (hey, it makes my wife laugh):

I've got gas, call HASMAT
no scratch that, take a look at my ass crack
Pull the chain and push the button back
IT'S MY CHOCOLATE ATTACK!
Care bear hump a hippopotamus' leg
Care bear hump a hippopotamus' leg
c'mon watch me masturbate
ha ha ha ha HA!
a ghost town is Motown
while boorite's in Laramie
squeeze if you must, don't bite her bust
at recess like Jeremy
Don't buy Gritty Kitty
that litter is so shitty
c'mon watch me masturbate
ha ha ha ha HA!

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I has a flavor!

I've got bun slime on my runny A.
And my colon sides feel like the MTA.
I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way?
TOBOR, TOBOR, TOBOR, Talkin' bout TOBOR, Tobor!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Oh well pixel girls are hip
I really dig that Maura's stare,
And the little girl in the Three Reasons set
She's always looking way up there.

Well those forum users girls are hot
I'm not just sayin' that because the art's mine,
And though I love a girl with back,
I use Zoe when I'm online.

But I wish they all could be default Asian girls.
(...wish they all could be default Asian...)
I wish they all could be default Asian giiiiiirrrrls.

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