I just got back from two weeks touring Czech Republic and Austria on foot and bicycle. The cycling part was the first time I've ever been part of an organized tour anywhere. Now I understand why strangers thrown together from all walks of life behave the way they do on reality television.

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Most excellent, Sir Choad.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

'Wait for it...' got me

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what if nigger meant kite

I wanna party across Europe with YOU, wild man.

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What others say about boorite!

Awesome.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

They made me laugh, and made me never want to visit Europe.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Europe is great except when you're surrounded by obnoxious Americans.

Thirty Helens agree.

I thought the whole point of going to Europe was to be surrounded by obnoxious Americans.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.