haha, Wouldn't that be a site, like bumfights.com WHEEEEE.
No one likes to fight me though, aparently I have NEO speed.
Neo Speed Def.
Basically when someone throws a punch I catch their fist in the air before it connects
Ex.
Guy: You MOTHERFUCK *throws punch*
Me: *catches punch and headbutts guy face* It was only ONCE WITH MY MOMMY!!!!
Guy: *bleeds and falls down*
Me: *gives mommy a hug*
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I dumb :D