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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The newest internet comedy show: YOU GOT KICKED IN THE BALLS! Hosted by Fred Savage.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It hurts my wood
C'mon baby, you know it hurts my wood
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt my wood

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And Travis commences to sing, "Why Do They Always Kick My Balls?"

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I has a flavor!

"That's what you get for stealing my sandwhich!!!"

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

Travis now knows not to go second on rochambo

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I dumb :D

excuse me, miss, i believe you dropped this

excuse me, miss, could you tell me what time it is?

excuse me, miss, do you know where the train station is?

excuse me, miss?

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what if nigger meant kite

A perfect example of how a man becomes.... light in the loafers.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

this looks even cooler in bullet time

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what if nigger meant kite

THANK YOU MA'AM MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Is this included in the hourly rate, or do I have to pay extra?"

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

i think you mean Kicked in the Nuts

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Cut Throat Freak Show

"Two pancakes for table six."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

That's for that damn "Why Does It Always Rain On Me" dross, and...

wait, you're not Fran Healy....

No matter.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That was so awesome.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

That was so awesome.

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That picture is a visual interpretation of the mental treatment the junior soldiers in my unit have received since we got deployed.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Graviton THIS, you in-joke bastard!!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i think you mean Kicked in the Nuts

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Why don't my closest friends TELL me these things?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.