Arrive Denver airport 7:35 AM. Smoker's lounge. 1 beverage minimum. Black coffee. Reflect that I was lucky to catch the plane, since my hotel woke me up an hour before departure time. Bastards. Need shave.
That sucks, I worked at a 4 1/2 star resort as front desk/accounts and i know how important wake up calls are (after being yelled at my first day on the job).
As for the pants thing...maybe they DON'T want you to wear pants, less places to hold bombs and pens, you'll see them sticking right out the rear
sometimes you can see them because they are on your harddrive and you are only pointing to them locally. try putting them on photobucket or someplace. (not that i checked the source, so i could be wrong)