LOOK!! I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE NOT READING MY DAMN COMICS.IF YOU READ MY COMICS YOU MUST SEND A MESSAGE ABOUT MY COMICS!!! IF YOU DON'T I'LLL HUNT YOU DOWN DAMMIT! ANYWAY I JUST WOULD ENJOY A LITTLE APRECIATION FOR MY COMICS!! DAMN! GOOD-DAY.
YOU: but...
me: i said good-day!!

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Cat Hebebrand

post your favorites in a thread and people will read them and comment on them

well, maybe not NOW

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what if nigger meant kite

i was going to suggest you donate, and then more people would see them, but i then i looked at one of your comics.

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woof

If this isn't the most vain, self-centered, and stupidest posts I've EVER seen, nothing is. But I felt nice so I rated ya and left you a nice little comment for ya. ;)

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Yeah, posting your comics would be the best way, but having skimmed through them, I have to say I don't like them.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

yeah, i read them too and must admit i dont find them very amusing. Why would you post a topic without showing us any of your comics anyways?

F***ing Children by samus_aran 4-15-03

**** you ***hole! WELLLLL! DAMNIT! ****ER! You ****hole! DAMN! *********************************! ***hole, ****ing, bastard, Barbara Streisand!

I read this one. Then the bleeding in my eyes made it impossible to continue. Luckily I can touch-rtow.

Tiy ayxj~

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

Two things:

1. that strip is a blatent South Park lift/reference that doesn't really work as a strip.

2. that post actually made me cringe more than the strip. Seriously, if anyone says "oh that was so bad my eyes bled" or "i had to wash out with " again, I will stab your eyes out with a screwdriver and flush your nostrils with Cillet Bang.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Wow. Samus Aran is a bitch. Hunting Metroids must do that to a person.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

The fame of starring in multiple Nintendo titles has finally gone to your head, huh?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Luckily, he can touch-rtow. Just a pity that his eyes were bleeding, because if they hadn't been we would now be able to read the "you suck" he put beneath his post.
Call it subtle humour, I don't.
On the other hand, the comic strips of Samus aren't even humour. Infact, he had the decency to write on one "you'll only get this if you're mental", or words to that effect. How nice of him to warn us in advance that insanity was required to find it humorous. Infact (with me not being "mental"), it was the only part of his comic strips I did understand. There was one which seemed to be three different jokes rolled into one, but I could be wrong.

Bill needs to shut up. ((you'd only get this if ur mental)) by samus_aran 6-03-05

they were talking... you suck... no you'se the one you suckes you'se the one you suck'es on black donkey balls...you'se the... 30 mins later... she is right you know asian chick...you do suck. yeah she's sucks so hards..i want to fookin do you you.....wills you'se do me's sooooooo......ummm.... Yeah she sooooo sucks out fucking loud. yeah she does she wanted to screw with me once but i said noooooo and she was all like way the fook not and I was so pissed off.

I found these comics to be uncommonly irredeemable on any scale or by any standard. For you people from the south, I just told him his comix suck.

The Critic by BobRogers 9-01-05

Dude, your comix suck the grease out of a ball joint Me fix. That was in NO WAY what I had in mind! Me fixed.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."