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Orange Soda : Trouble

I'M GOING TO POOP BLOOD TONIGHT!!

by finn34, 9-05-05

Orange Soda : Illusion by finn34 9-05-05

Your mom's a slut. I know. Shut up. She even let ME hit it. Stop reminding me. In fact, I'm over at your house, doing your mom right now. This is a pre-recorded hologram. I was wondering why you hadn't ordered yet.

Orange Soda : Opportunity by finn34 9-05-05

God that movie sucked. Yeah. It sucked hard. I wonder how the hell this got made...? Months Earlier... Drunk hobo, you are just the person to direct "3 Fast 3 Furious : Speed Drive" I want points, merchandising rights and a bathtub full of vodka. Russian vodka.

Orange Soda : Pride

I HAVE EVERY VERSION OF WINDOWS, EVER!!

by finn34, 9-02-05

Orange Soda : Urine by finn34 8-31-05

Someone here smells like urine. *sniff sniff* And the chances are good that it's me.

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : NAMBLA']

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You make my brain hurt from overdose of stupid. And my sides hurt from laughing.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Urine was great

take that however you want

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what if nigger meant kite

Nice. Some good one-liners like 'Urine'.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

heh...pretty funny comics.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

thanks for replying.

hell, Mandingo's reply got made into a comic.

thanks, mandingo by finn34 9-06-05

"Urine" was great. Take that however you want.

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w00t!

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what if nigger meant kite

Looks like urine trouble

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I dumb :D

I really like your comics. FAVORITIZED!!!!!!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Good stuff.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

thanks for the replies, y'all.

it makes me feel good.

here's more :

Orange Soda : Worse by finn34 7-29-05

yeah our jobs suck, but hey, it could always be worse. oh, how's that? we could have had our penises removed in a horrible dog grooming accident. how IS your uncle, by the way?

Orange Soda : Birthday by finn34 8-31-05

It's my birthday again and I spent it the same way I did last year. I woke up around noon. It appears I had passed out in a gutter, clutching an empty 40oz. bottle of Olde English Malt Liquor. It's a tradition in my family.

Orange Soda : Unicorn by finn34 9-06-05

This one time, I got a purple dildo suction-cupped to my forehead. I bet you looked like one sexy unicorn!

Orange Soda : Readiness by finn34 9-06-05

It's Crystal's birthday in 2 days... I know! You're never gonna guess what I got her this year. A bottle of Sake and an 8-inch double-headed dildo? No. That was last year.

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You are one magnificent specimen of an SC member.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Your comics are megafunny man! Your on my favourites!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Your comics make me smirk, that's good!

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I dumb :D

more more more!

how do you like it? how do you like it?

Orange Soda : Physics 2 by finn34 9-09-05

... So then I said "Those rotator turbines aren't going to generate gravitons all by themselves!" HAHA! Pass me the bag. Mine's not kicking in yet.

Orange Soda : Physics 1 by finn34 9-09-05

.... So then I says, "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons all by themselves!" HAHA! Dude. What the fuck am I talking about?

Orange Soda : Dominance by finn34 9-08-05

We've been over this : Urinating on your major appliances is just my way of establishing dominance.

Orange Soda : Aspirations by finn34 9-08-05

Apparently, your sister is the new spokesmodel for HOTANALSLUTS.com Well, that's how I paid MY way through college.

Orange Soda : Anything by finn34 9-09-05

When Meatloaf sings that he would do "Anything for love" but he "won't do that"... What do you think he means? I think he's saying he won't betray her trust or compromise his feelings. Huh. 'Cause I always thought it was about fisting.

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I always thought it was about fisting too.

Meatloaf.

The contradicting non-fisting fuck.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I thought he wouldn't put the toilet seat down

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I dumb :D

I like things! Your comics are things! We love us!

finn you rawk.

my suggestion:

Grape Nehi:

This is where you do alternative universe type stuff,

lolzers @ "grape nehi"

thanks for the idea.

i might actually do that.

Orange Soda : Resemblance by finn34 9-09-05

I can't believe you! How many times can I say it? It was dark and you look like your sister from behind.

Orange Soda : Truthfulness by finn34 9-09-05

How much are your cigarettes? $6 US plus tax. It comes to $6.39. How do you sleep at night? Very well. On a golden pillow filled with money.

Orange Soda : Spinal by finn34 9-09-05

I love Ween Man, fuck Ween. Since when was it funny to call a song "Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down)"? Since always.

Orange Soda : Guess by finn34 9-05-05

You're never going to guess what I did today. You set fire to my computer. HE HAS THE GIFT!!

("Guess" is one of three tributes to Injokester's "Life's A Beef Lindstom" series)

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