I seem to have won opc #8, so I'll go ahead and start opc 9, I think that's how it works?
The theme of OPC #9 is other people's comics.

Rules:
1. One panel. As always, non-donors can just leave panels 1 and 3 blank or black.
2. Enter in this thread, with someone else's comic.
A goal here is to find new talent we might be overlooking.
3. Funny is good. Non-funny is ok too. Trying to be funny and failing, not so good. Judging in aboot a week.
4. Comix that have already won any award not eligible.
5. bribes encouraged.
6. Judging will be arbitrary. Comics starring aardvarks a plus. Comix involving scat or violence tend not to be funny.
7. There is no rule 13.
8. If the person who made the comic objects to its entry, the entry is disqualified, unless authorized under rule 5.

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woof

my first OPC:Drawinger's demise by drawinger 6-26-05

Why am I going to hell? For even ATTEMPTING to enter an OPC.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

a sample entry

Why are you so cold to me?

Why can't you see the world as it is instead of in a stark contrast of black and white?!

by HCRoyall, 9-12-05

i'm not eligible for any awards myself, but, since the rules might be confusing, i thought i'd post an example. or i just think this one is hella funny.

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woof

i love this persons comics but i seem to be the only one

sadly true

excuse me, pal. which way to New Orleans? down

by marf, 9-03-05

fun with letters

what's that one after Rr? Ss. as in your mother is a dirty Sslut.

by marf, 8-24-05

ass facer!

Dear Sir, While you were reading this, i turned in such a way so that you are now facing my ass. Furthermore, you will continue to face my ass for the duration of this letter. In addition... hee hee

by marf, 8-24-05

cock tease

fuck me in the ass until i beg you to stop. pretty pretty please? you're going to be sorry if they ever drop this forcefield

by marf, 8-03-05

bringing your wife to the place of your birth

so then what? so then they all calcified and formed this long cone-like object. but i was all fuck you guys, i want to see the world!

by marf, 7-29-05

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what if nigger meant kite

quote:

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i love this persons comics but i seem to be the only one

sadly true

excuse me, pal. which way to New Orleans? down

by marf, 9-03-05

fun with letters

what's that one after Rr? Ss. as in your mother is a dirty Sslut.

by marf, 8-24-05

ass facer!

Dear Sir, While you were reading this, i turned in such a way so that you are now facing my ass. Furthermore, you will continue to face my ass for the duration of this letter. In addition... hee hee

by marf, 8-24-05

cock tease

fuck me in the ass until i beg you to stop. pretty pretty please? you're going to be sorry if they ever drop this forcefield

by marf, 8-03-05

bringing your wife to the place of your birth

so then what? so then they all calcified and formed this long cone-like object. but i was all fuck you guys, i want to see the world!

by marf, 7-29-05

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whoooo

OPC 9:Palestine

um, hooray?

by xxausrottenxx, 9-13-05

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I don't object to it, I'm quite flattered. I just don't want to win because I'm too flaky to run a contest. So if you could please disqualify me, and thanks again.

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mine are randomly funny

its hard to find one panel comics on demand so i started looking through old OPCs for ones i liked

Sun TV - Sex, crime, scandals, gossip, royals, sports, news

Mike Tyson rapes Queen Elizabeth

by lukket, 8-07-05

Toilet Humor

I'll be here all night

by RedfeatheR, 8-11-05

Contest for balancing lit candle on head while pantless

by suicide_king, 8-08-05

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what if nigger meant kite

Things not to say to cops

Your eyes look red . Have you been drinking? Your eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts?

by mroetker, 9-19-05

Old joke, but still all right.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

um do i have to make a comic, or do i copy a comic?

Read:

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

judging one of these days soon, when the checks clear.

currently leaning toward:
1 HC Royale, with mroetker's "things not to say to cops."
2 Matt Wolfe, with the welcome clueless newbi award.
3 Mandingo gets the "sadly true" award for marf's "sadly true." Finn34 also entered that one.

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woof

Yup, it's HC Royale, winner OPC 9, host OPC 10.
Also won the hot mom award.
Late entries may still qualify for the Chocolate Turkey award.

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woof