Check your calender. It's coming up. Well, check the Humane Society Calender.

September 18th begins National Farm Animals Awareness Week-1 by mmyers 9-16-05

Oh dear me... What ever is the matter, Chauncy? I've just had an extreme moment of self-awareness. All of the sudden? Yes. It is as if a switch has clicked in my brain and has made me completely self aware. As if a thousand thoughts have suddenly entered my brain. I'm overwhelmed. Perhaps some cud and some ruminating are in order.

September 18th begins National Farm Animals Awareness Week-2 by mmyers 9-16-05

Time for your daily milkin', Bessy. You shall do no such thing, you buck-toothed, inbred, hebetudinous bumpkin. No longer will you touch my sensitive areas--- Bessy, you kin talk? Of course I can talk. I can think and I can blow a rape whistle. Now, where is that confounded thing? Ah yes, here it is. Tooooooooot! Tooooooot! Where the heck did she find a whistle? Tooooooot! Tooooooot! I found it in a pile of poop in the back 40. Evidently I must have eaten it at some point. Now if you'll excuse me...Tooooooot! Tooooooot!

September 18th begins National Farm Animals Awareness Week-3 by mmyers 9-16-05

This is the dadgummest week I've ever had. What's wrong, Farmer Bob? All da' animals is talking to me and yellin' at me and be all kinds of ornery. Gosh, that sounds terrible. You know what might make you feel better? Sausage. Doesn't that sound good? Mmm-mmm. Some bacon or some ribs or something like that. That sounds gooooood to me. Henh, you're, uh, you're kind of weirdin' me, Piglet, henh.... Oh, I'm sorry, Farmer Bob. I don't mean to 'weird you'. Maybe if we cut off your feet and soaked them in some weird red liquid, that'd make YOU feel better. Or fried your skin and ate it like chips.

September 18th begins National Farm Animals Awareness Week-4 by mmyers 9-16-05

Farmer, farmer! Come quick! A spider has spun a web in the barn and it says "What a pig!" Dadgum, this is gonna be jus' like Charlotte's Web! I'm wanderin' around the barn but I don't see no spider webs or girly spiders or "Terrific Pig" or nunna that shit. Hello, Farmer. So glad that we could have this little tete-a-tete. I wish to discuss with you the little matter of my testicles. Morphology? Longevity? Incept dates? Heh-heh...I...I just, um, had 'em removed, puppy, I thought, uh, I thought it wuz for the best...

September 18th begins National Farm Animals Awareness Week-5 by mmyers 9-16-05

It's time to settle up, Farmer. All the slaughering, all the milking, all the eating of the chicken's children. It ends today, Farmer. This is queerist week I ever had. Prepare to die, Mr Farmer. Mooove on, mooooo..ve on...mooooooooo. Moooo...... Oh, man, Animal Awareness Week is over. That was a close 'un. Phew, I'm been avoidin' you all week, mr. sheep. Baaaaah?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Haha those are great

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Feel free to add. I'm sure there's some untapped funny out there.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I enjoyed these comics more than I enjoyed "Gilligan Fucks Up The Rescue" week on TBS.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Funny with laughing!

Forum animal awareness week by arbi 9-16-05

hey newbies, have you checked out the forum? There's contests, and banter, and fights go there, and photoshop, and weddings. There's even an irc channel so you can waste all day at stripcreator If they don't read the forum, they probably don't read your comics either.

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We could really use a newbie awareness week, arbi.

No idea why these guys are British.

Dinosaur Awareness Week by mmyers 9-16-05

So I told him, "I'm not going to eat you, old boy, I'm an herbivore!" Ripping good time! Jolly good. Oh dear me, I'm having that dream again, the one where I seem to have forgotten to wear pants. That's no dream, mate. You're really not wearing pants. How dreadfully embarassing. No worries, mate. This is a nude beach.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Awareness of Awareness of Awareness of Awareness Week :s by flipynif1 9-16-05

This awareness is driving me INSANE!! EVERYTHING IS AROUND ME! EVEN THE AIR SPEAKS TO ME! Your fly is undone and I keep touching your weenis AHH AHHH, EVERYONE IS TALKING AT THE SAME TIME, STOP IT STOP IT!! Must....tell.....the WORLD....stop...being aware of AWARENESS WEEK ... NOW!!!!! THE AWARENESS is killing ME!!! mmyers place DANGER DANGER AWARENESS WEEK IS COMING! DO NOT BE AWARE AT ALL..... WAIT.. DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE, DON"T BE AWARE OF AWARENESS WEEK..WAIT..ah shit Awareness week eh?

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That "Awareness week of awareness week" one was good.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Although it should have been called Awareness Week Awareness Week. Or Awareness of Awareness Week Week.

Or Awareness Awareness Awareness Week Awareness Week Week Week Week Awareness Week.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ok done ;) <--- whoa like one chinese eye.

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