(That's "Instant Comic Contest, Just Add Water.)

You have 30 minutes starting now. Make a new comic that includes the Maura character and the word "vaccination." Judging will be immediate, unless I go to bed.

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[Click to view comic: 'The Perils of Dot Matrix']

[Click to view comic: 'blah.']

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Um ...

Everyone wins a medal. You can take yours home and do the chemical analysis of it if you'd like.

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Aaaaaand Scene!

This was phreaky's idea...an instant contest with a short entry time and no advance notice of the rules. It's a good idea, and we should do it more often. Here's what Phreaky, Kaufman, Brad, and I came up with for ideas. Let us know what you think and I'll announce the next contest in advance for anyone who would like to participate.

--Advance notice of the day and time for the next contest

--Varrying times for the contest to give daytime, nighttime, and international users a shot at playing

--Unlike Kaufman, who did not want to create controversy during this time of contemplation and atonement, the person running the contest will announce a winner, who will make the next contest.

--The winner of the last contest announces rules and a very short timeframe for entries. I liked Kaufman's 30 minute timeframe. Phreaky was thinking along the lines of 10 minutes.

--Brad liked the idea of the contest and thought he might support it with a banner at the top of the forums announcing the next contest day/time.

--We thought once a week would be a good frequency for this contest. If it happens every day, it could burn out quickly.

What do you guys think? Since this was a warmup, I'll run the next one on Thursday at 8:00 p.m. PST taking your suggestions into consideration. If you want to join, check out the More Comic Competitions forum at that time.

[Click to view comic: 'Oh the pain!']

Damn to late.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Orchestration of Assimilation']

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Poop.

I've moved this thread to More Comic Competitions in hopes it gets some attention and feedback.

I think it's a neato keen idea. That said, I have no concept of time so I probably won't be entering, but I will enjoy reading.

plus, you're just not that funny, squidrabies. you try. your heart's in the right place. but you're like a retarded Louie Anderson trying to think of material if he were skinny

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what if nigger meant kite

I like this idea.

Ohh, so this is what you guys were talking about in IRC...

MORE LIKE IRDUMB
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh boy am I funny.

/sarcasm

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

I hope the timing of the competition gets better. I'm totally out of the running for the next one because I have A) School and B) 4 St. Louis Blues tickets. I'm still debating which of those I'm going to ditch to do the other tomorrow.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I would say ditch school, but that's what made me stupid enough to join the military.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I hope you realize that hockey takes precedence over everything. Except pooping.

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I has a flavor!

But if I go to school, I will be able to make more money in the future, which allows for going to MANY more hockey games in the future.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Good point. Add to that the strong chance that the Blues are going to suck this year and school looks better and better.

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I has a flavor!

But if you make too much, you'll buy a hockey team, and then you'll shut down the league, and there will be no hockey games to go to.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

So go to the game. I'm leaving in a couple minutes for the Caps' opening night.

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And who are you for? The blackhawks?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

And who are you for? The blackhawks?

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Oh, GOD, no. Actually, the Blues have long been a favored team of mine (although I'm a Sabres boy at heart), but man, they took a beating in free agency. And then Tkachuk shows up to camp completely out of shape...

...I'm just not holding out much hope for the Blues (or the Sabres or the Caps) this year.

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I has a flavor!

Well, two out of three are perfect 1-0s!

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And the topic is highjacked by by a bunch of Pucking hockey fans...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'I love hockey']

And did I mention that I love the subject "Ick Jaw?" I've got some pictures of that...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet