Here are the first three strips in my newest series. I hope you enjoy it.

munster by Smarmulus 10-05-05

"and now a few minutes with Andy Rooney" Did you ever notice how some women get really bad yeast infections? And if it's really bad there is a rancid smelling discharge the consistency of cottage cheese. It sure does taste good.

observational humor by Smarmulus 10-05-05

"it's time once again for a few minutes with Andy Rooney" Did you ever notice how Jerry Seinfeld stole his entire stand up comedy act from me? Kike.

office supplies = hilarity by Smarmulus 10-05-05

"once again a few minutes with Andy Rooney" Did you ever notice how you can't find a paperclip when you really need one? It appears you are writing a comic. May I help you? One day I'm going to kill Bill Gates.

I have returned, and brought the funny with me.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Those were funny. I could actually hear Andy Rooney's voice reciting the lines. Then I realized he was reading them out loud over my shoulder. I hate it when people do that, so I shot him six times.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

reload and shoot him again.

he did the same thing at my cousin's barmitzvah.

very annoying.

but the single shotgun blast from uncle hershel wasn't enough, and he fled into the mountains.

where he married santa claus. on the moon.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Man Santa can NOT hold his liquor

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I dumb :D

Thank god somebody finally did.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

That bastard still owes me twenty bucks!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

is it just me or is 'Smarmulus' the coolest name on the site

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what if nigger meant kite

No, it's not just you. You are absolutely right!
Thanks for the compliment.

BTW, your comics are very funny.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

okay, now your name is cool AND i'm going to blow you

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what if nigger meant kite

Too prove what a swell fellow I am I'm willing to forgive your debt of one cock sucking. Please remember this if you ever judge a comic contest (hypothetically something like the 300th held on SC). Thank you.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka