So... yeah. If I'm awake. That's Central time. In America. It's their time up there. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

Anyway, it helps to be in the SC chat room, so you can hear me say "Go". If I'm awake.

Yeah so it's like two days away I guess. This might be a good time for someone to sign up as an understudy, in case I'm not around at 2pm for some reason or another. So, the next person who posts here will be the understudy and will start ICC2 at precisely 2:01pm thursday if I'm not around.

Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Understudy'd!

Ah crap. Got school 'till 4:30 tomorow.

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

Yeah, so it's tomorrow at 2:00pm Central time. Call in sick and be in SC chat.

Yeah so twelve hours from now okay. Be in SC chat.

I'm online but not promising to be in chat. I have one of those at work chat blockers. The only thing it works for is applet chats. They still can't block most websites.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Welcome to ICC2.

Rule the first: Use Fishhand.
Second rule: You will make no mention of Fishhand having a fish for a hand.
Number three: The first panel must use the "door open" exterior background.
Fourth'd: Fishhand should have some sort of speech impediment.

An example:

ICC2 Example Comic by squabies 10-13-05

Yesh? Hi I'm Ted. I just moved in next door. It'sh nishe to meet you, Ted. My name ish Shtuart. Hey. Are you retarded or something? No, I have a shpeech impedient. Too bad. I'm on a scavenger hunt and you would have been worth ten points.

You can use 1, 2 or 3 panels.
You have about 30 minutes.
Stop when I yell "stop".
Judging will be immediately after I do that.
Have fun! Or don't! Go!

ICC2 - contetht entry by KajunFirefly 10-13-05

Yes? Hello, Mithter, do you require any cleaning thervitheth? Well, my shirt could do with having the spittle cleaned off it. I'm thorry, thir. I appear to have got some thlobber on your dreth, too. Oh...yeah, that's what that is, heh. Ith that a gun in your thporran?

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Dad was flammable

ICC #2: He's really let himself go. by jes_lawson 10-13-05

Hello? Excushe me but I'm looking for sex. AAAAIIEEEE! It's got to be around here shomewhere shurely! Hrmph! Sean Connery doeshn't need to be treated like this! I'll just look for sex between number Five and Sheven!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

ICC 2: Lispen to me. by flipynif1 10-13-05

Yes? Hello thir, can I interethst you in a toothbruth. No, I don't need a toothbrush. Would you like a pieth of chocolate? Sure.. *chomp chomp* ....UGH! THIS CHOCOLATE TASTES LIKE SHIT!! It ish sthit, would you like to buy a toothbruth?

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I dumb :D

ICC 2: Snot a problem by flipynif1 10-13-05

Hewo? Excuse me sir, my car broke.... OH MY GOD!! What's da probwen misto? You've got this THING on you...it's horrible! Get it off GET IT OFF!! *snoooooorttt* Is dat betto misto? Yes MUCH better, MAN snot creeps me out.

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I dumb :D

ICC2: Damn by biped 10-13-05

Me bam Mr. Pam. Me bam Sam. Hi, Sam. Me bam Mr. Pam. Hi, Mr. Pam. Me bam Sam. Mr. Pam fave band bam Wham. Sam fave ham bam jam-glazed Spam.

ICC2: Happy by biped 10-13-05

Whubbere ubbis wubbe, Grubbannubby? It's your new home, the orph -- I mean, the "happy farm." Ubbi lubbikes thubbe hubbappubby fubbarm. Oh yes...we're all happy here, all right...heh, heh... happy, happy... hap...py... Whubben dubbo wubbe ubbeat? Soon as somebody croaks, kid. Just hope it's a fatty.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Why You Should Never Drink Really Old Watermelon Juice by Scyess 10-13-05

Yes? YOU TEWW ME TO DWOP DAT FUNK? I PITY DA FOOW WHO DANG DA SPAM CAN WIGHTWY! Okay, so... that was the weirdest thing I've ever... Hi. Sorry to bother you, but could I borrow a cup of bile?

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"Old" is the old new.

Aaaaand STOP. I will judge now.

Baby jesus, these were all funny! Good work, everyone. Every one of those comics made me laugh. But there can be only one winner. And that winner is:

Flipynif1

"Is dat betto misto?" made me giggle.
Congratulations! Here is your trophy.

YAY!

I would like to thank the academy for giving me this..golf trophy!

I don't know if that means I have to host the next one but unfortuantly only having net at work makes that hard to do with unpreditable phone calls.

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I dumb :D