---
obscenity filter is off

"ohh baby, nothin' like a good old shower in dinosaur piss"

Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

---
I dumb :D

absolute fag0try

"Will you hurry up and take the friggin' picture? My sack is getting as cold and shrivelled as my singing career."

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

If late 19th century Western outlaws had singing careers...

---
I has a flavor!

...and two seconds later, three wet tigers landed on his head.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Jeff...don't move...there's a vampire bat on your upper lip.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That's what I call a cold shower.

---
obscenity filter is off

Unlike most men, when he started shaving he included his chest but somehow missed most of his face.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"I'm gonna change my name to Gym Post so guys will climb all over me and my hang from my mustache"

HE LOVES HIS LIFE. WHY? I'LL NEVER KNOW.

---
obscenity filter is off

Isn't this the dude on the far left?

"Just grab the handlebars, honey, and take a ride!"

---
"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Jim Post: a specimen that when it is wet and naked, it will leave all women dry and clothed.

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Song titles include:
"Nothing Wets My 'Stache Like Your Lips"
"I Shaved My Chest And Canada Cried"
"Please, Mr. Post, Man (Put On Some Clothes)"
"Theme From 'Brokedick Mountain'"
"Prison Shower Blues"
"Rainy Day Women #23"

---
Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

his 2nd album was titled "Goddamn Little Raincloud always following me Around". it was a wash

---
what if nigger meant kite

What Joe Btfsplk has been doing since they cancelled Lil' Abner.

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I only ever hate people because they are beautiful.

---
Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)