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umfumdisi
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States Ranked From Smartest to Dumbest
The smartest state is Vermont. The dumbest is Arizona. These are the 2005-2006 findings of the Education State Rankings, a survey by Morgan Quitno Press of hundreds of public school systems in all 50 states. States were graded on 21 factors, including student achievement and attendance, positive outcomes, strong student-teacher relationships and school district efficiency. Other factors are the number of high school graduates, reading, writing and math proficiency, percent of school-age kids in public schools, high school drop out rates, student-teacher ratios and class size.

How does YOUR state rank?
1. Vermont
2. Connecticut
3. Massachusetts
4. New Jersey
5. Maine
6. Minnesota
7. Virginia
8. Wisconsin
9. Montana
10. New York

11. Pennsylvania
12. Nebraska
13. Kansas
14. Iowa
15. New Hampshire
16. Rhode Island
17. Wyoming
18. South Dakota
19. Maryland
20. North Dakota

21. Missouri
22. North Carolina
23. Colorado
24. Texas
25. Delaware
26. Indiana
27. Michigan
28. Idaho
29. South Carolina
30. Washington

31. Ohio
32. Illinois
33. Utah
34. West Virginia
35. Kentucky
36. Florida
37. Arkansas
38. Oregon
39. Oklahoma
40. Georgia

41. Tennessee
42. Hawaii
43. Alabama
44. Alaska
45. Louisiana
46. California
47. Nevada
48. New Mexico
49. Mississippi
50. Arizona

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Hey, choad! :P

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11-05-05 5:34am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Whoo! Virginia's in the Top Ten! Hooray! We am smatr!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

11-05-05 5:58am (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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46. California

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Hey, choad! :P


That's also about where we rank in per-student spending. The interesting thing is California ranks third in teacher salaries but we're near the bottom on overall spending. This means we have fewer teachers per student and less money for books, supplies, custodians, maintenance, etc. than all those states that rank above us in performance.

The other thing you have to keep in mind when you see abysmal rankings like that is the raw material California has to take in and educate. I doubt Vermont has the percentage of English learners that we do, and they certainly don't have the number of low socio-economic families California does. In fact, L.A. Unified has more students than the entire state population of Vermont. I could go on and on, but you get the point.

The school district I work for has 3 of the top high schools in the country. One has 98% of students going on to 4-year college--many of them Ivy League and other top universities. Yet, the statistics of my high-performing district are aggregated with the large, urban districts with all of the social factors that are barriers to learning.

Another great thing that will start next year is when we have to start lumping in graduation and testing data of special education kids who will never, ever, ever be able to pass the high school exit exam with general education kids.

Hopefully, Prop 76 will fail on Tuesday, or we can expect another $4 billion in cuts to state education funding in this state (which would mean about $4 million to my district's $86 million budget). Oh, but we have insanely low property taxes on our incredibly high priced real estate! I think our priorities are a bit fucked up.

11-05-05 9:51am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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No. 32 baby!!

11-05-05 10:08am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Personally, I'm voting "no" accross the board. I just wish we could vote "no" on even having this fucking special election. There's nothing in there that's worth the cash we're pouring into the voting itself. This shit costs money, Arnie.

As for the complaints that Choad has leveled at our system, I gotta agree. Our teachers get a buncha money while our kids are being left in the dust educationally. My school district seemed to be constantly battling over funding issues. Obviously, the sports teams all got the most money while arts programs were ignored and actual educational supplies were lacking. It's no wonder my school had so many dropouts.

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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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4. New Jersey
38. Oregon

That hurts.

11-05-05 12:23pm (new)
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chairmaster
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your obviously pretty low "how dumb is your kids"

ARE YOUR KIDS DUMBASS

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11-05-05 12:32pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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4. New Jersey
38. Oregon

That hurts.


Well, at least it proves that there is no correlation between having someone pump your gas, and your education level.

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11-05-05 2:12pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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I live in Canada, that could be either good or bad :(

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11-05-05 2:29pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Living in igloos and barbequeing beavers? :D

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

11-05-05 3:17pm (new)
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little_kitty
I bop, you bop, a-they bop.

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Living in igloos and barbequeing beavers? :D


Don't forget the moose.

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11-05-05 3:44pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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your obviously pretty low "how dumb is your kids"

ARE YOUR KIDS DUMBASS


That buzzing sound you hear is a joke going over your head. No, no -- don't bother looking up. It's gone now.

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11-05-05 5:42pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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How does YOUR state rank?
1. Vermont
2. Connecticut
3. Massachusetts
4. New Jersey
5. Maine
6. Minnesota
7. Virginia
8. Wisconsin
9. Montana
10. New York

I'm pretty sure Montana's supposed to be at at least #7, but I single handedly drop it a few notches.

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11-05-05 8:26pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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your obviously pretty low "how dumb is your kids"

ARE YOUR KIDS DUMBASS


I guess your State ranks pretty low in the punctuation table.

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11-06-05 6:52am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Is our children learning?

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11-06-05 7:41am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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Is our children learning stuff?


I think it's supposed to be "Is our children learned?"

We're at # 40, but we're coming for you Tennessee!

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11-07-05 8:37am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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Top of the average group, huh? From the encounters I've had with most Missourians, I would have thought we'd be like # 52.

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11-07-05 9:37am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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It's a famous Bush quote:

"The question needs to be asked; is our children learning?"

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11-07-05 3:42pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
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1. Vermont
2. Connecticut
3. Massachusetts
4. New Jersey
5. Maine
6. Minnesota
7. Virginia
8. Wisconsin
9. Montana
10. New York

11. Pennsylvania
12. Nebraska
13. Kansas
14. Iowa
15. New Hampshire
16. Rhode Island
17. Wyoming
18. South Dakota
19. Maryland
20. North Dakota

21. Missouri
22. North Carolina


I'm surprised its not lower.

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11-07-05 6:09pm (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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your obviously pretty low "how dumb is your kids"

ARE YOUR KIDS DUMBASS


May I just revel in the irony for a moment?

Thanks. Now, back to writing.

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11-12-05 9:37am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Wyoming has the highest rank of any state I've ever inhabited.

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11-12-05 5:11pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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that's because you just moved there and the polls haven't had time to adjust

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11-12-05 5:50pm (new)
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boorite
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11-12-05 6:01pm (new)
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