YES! I'll keep this short and easy, rules:

1. Make a comic having to do with telemarketing or telemarketers.
2. It can be any size.
3. Make me laugh.

You have until about 12:45 pm SC time(at the bottom of the front page).

GO

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

One way to deal with telemarketers. by DexX 11-05-05

Hell Mr Dominingsez. If you can spare a couple of minutes I'd like to as you some questions about your long distance phone provider... Oh, sorry - this is a really inconvenient time. Maybe I could call you back in a few hours. What's your number there? Sorry, we can't accept incoming calls at this office. Oh, that's fine. Just give me your home number and I'll call you after you finish work. Uh, no, I don't want you to call me at home. Yeah, funny that! *clunk!*

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My actual answering machine message. *BEEP* Please leave your name, number and a brief message. If you are a telemarketer, include your home phone and time you eat dinner or watch your favorite tv shows. Thank you. *BEEP*

by HCRoyall, 11-05-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Kill The Messenger by choadwarrior 11-05-05

RIIIING RIIIING RIIIING RIIIING Hi, I can't come to the phone right now, leave a messge. BEEEEEEEEP I got Caller ID the first month it was available. Hello? Hello? CLICK I haven't spoken to a telemarketer in ten years. Yup, nobody is getting through to me. [URGENT] REFINANCE YOUR HOUSE NOW WITH LOW COST VIAGRA!!!!!!!

ICC 11 by mandingo 11-05-05

if he switches to Sprint now, he'll save 40% on his first month of long distance well, if he switches to AT&T, he'll save 50% on all out-of-state calls well if he switches to Sprint, he'll get rollover minutes at no additional charge! well, if he switches to AT&T, he'll get free local calls forever! WELL IF HE SWITCHES, TO SPRINT, HE WON'T HAVE TO PAY YOUR GODDAMN OVERAGE FEES! OH NO YOU DI'NT!

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what if nigger meant kite

CLOSED.

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ICC: Tactic one, put two competing companies on the line. by flipynif1 11-05-05

HEWO AND TANK YOU FO CAWWING SIR OR MISS! I AM SO VEWY GLAD YOU HAVE INTEREST IN OUR FINE PRODUCT TO MAKE YOU LIFE EASY! WHY YOU CALL ME TO SELL TO ME?? I SELL FINE EASY LIFE PRODUCT TO YOU!! WHO DA HELL IS DIS? I SELLING, NOT YOU! WHAT DA HELL IS DIS, WHY YOU CALL ME DEN? FINE DEN, YOU BUY MY SUCKY COCK AND I BUY YOU PRODUCT! I SEWWING SUCKY COCKS TOO YOU STUPID BITCH!

GODAMMIT!

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I dumb :D

I'll accept it, flipynif.

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:o right on, even if it doesn't win that's ok

thanks!

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Excellent entries all around, honorable mentions to everyone except mandingo, our winner! My sister helped judge, and says, "good job!"

flipynif, I read your comic without reading the title, which made it 100 times as funny and confusing.

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she single?

i mean... no, that's what i meant

thanks cpausti and miss austin. i'll announce the next one here today or tomorrow

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Sorry, I was going to dial in and submit something, but those bastards just wouldn't hang up.

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Ahh... Telemarketers by Hell_Bent_Cheez 11-06-05

Please leave a message at the beep, leaving your name, number and the time that you called. If you are a telemarketer, than leave your name, number, cerial number, and whether you are allegic to any diseases, adress, how tall you are.... and if I call you back it is because i wanted to buy something from you, If i don't, it is because you are a complete loser that clearly has no life what-so-ever......... *Beep*

dont I rule?

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not really

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

yes i do

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