Illegal Aliens take over your dog!

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I dumb :D

Krikey, watch as the mother bitch feeds her young...

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Hey watch me deep throat this dog."

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

k-9 sushi.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In Japan they make water bottles in the wierdest shape.

With no time for the Heimlich maneuver, Mei had to think fast and have her dog eat the steak she was choking on.

It was all affection until she realized where his nose had been during playtime with the other dogs.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Derek the Daschund Dentist

...or...

Some dogs will snatch food out of your hand, but this little bastard takes it WAY too far.

...or...

"You'll never swallow that dog whole!" said her friends, but then she unhinged her lower jaw...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

You want some mustard on that dog?

Uncle Li's rabbit from the hat trick fell flat after Ying's doggy from her throat show.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"The New Gameboy DS interface is very realistic, Grampa!"

"Just keep sucking on it, while I snap the picture. Then you can have your lollypop" The old man grinned.

The fun new asthma puffer range from Medic-O-Tech, available now!

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

"Natural Carbon Dog Muzzle... Made in China."

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Welcome. You've got mail. Oh... Just kidding it's spam. ...And porn.

"Please," thought the dog. "Somebody buy her a fucking flugel horn."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hey, you got weenie on my dog.
Hey, you got dog on my weenie.
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Mmmmmm.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old