Here is a new game I came up with which I think might be kind of fun. The object is to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. Here's how to play:

1) Find people who will be friends with you.
2) Find out whether any of them know Jennifer Aniston.
3) If the answer is yes, proceed to step 4. Otherwise, begin over at step 1.
4) Get yourself introduced to Jennifer Aniston.
5) Have sex with Jennifer Aniston!

The first one to have sex with Jennifer Aniston wins. I am already working on Step 1, so the rest of you have some catching up to do. Good luck, and please remember to post pictures.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I am already on step 6 which is anal. Step 7 is bukkake. That will be a good one.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I am already on step 8, which is chopping her head off, sticking it on a pole, and dancing around naked until the TV cameras show up and I get to be famous!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Just a quick rules clarification:
Violating Jennifer Aniston's image on the October cover of Fashion Frenzy does *not* count as actual sex.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Just a quick rules clarification:
Violating Jennifer Aniston's image on the October cover of Fashion Frenzy does *not* count as actual sex.

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And step 9 is having sex with that head.

You don't want to know what step 10 is.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Do we get to be sued yet?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Can I have sex with Alyson Hannigan instead and still get the points?

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I has a flavor!

I tapped her.

Then her boyguards beat the shit out of me.

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I dumb :D

No, but you can sexx0r Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer Love-Hewitt for half credit.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

How much credit does one get if you skip steps 1-4 and just rape said celebrity?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I think that throws everyone into the gangbang bukakke round. Whoever spooj's the most on her face and tits wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That is its own reward.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

You get to have sex with Ellis Hennican.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What was step 2, again?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Bunner, Bunner, Bunner... How many times to I have to tell you? Stop carving your name on women! It's just RUDE!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

What was step 2, again?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

It was just a Sharpie! Honest!

Although I've never seen somebody react so violently to magic marker fumes.

:/

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Yeah, the white maggots are my only friends, unfortunately. But hey, I'll ask around and see about step two.

By the by, does anybody need any maggot shit? I think I could probably get some for ya. Pull a few strings, you know.

No biggie.

Bro.

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Just a quick rules clarification:
Violating Jennifer Aniston's image on the October cover of Fashion Frenzy does *not* count as actual sex.

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I've had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with someone who had sex with Jennifer Anniston.

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What others say about boorite!

I know someone who has had sex.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I've had sex with a girl named Jennifer Godwin. Does that get me any points?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

1. Steal Underpants
2. ???
3. Sex with Jennifer Aniston.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.